You're evil, I know that now.
I am shocked ... I am a sweet and innocent little flower, I just want my hard bodied goddess back.
I am willing to put Pervy up in his own downstairs room with free music and movie to keep him entertained while he does just that.
I was also thinking of his health and salt is supposed to be unhealthy in large quantities and McDonalds put a lot on their fries so asking for them unsalted was just me being a kind host.
I also worry about his safety while in my downstairs room so would go out of my way to make sure he is comfortable and can't fall out of bed and hurt himself by only using a small mattress in the ground and making sure his cage bars are padded.
I also use padded manacles so no bruising would be left on this wrists or ankles.
I am not a monster, I wouldn't be whipping the poor man ............... on Sundays.