Snugglepuff

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Why tho? Its seriously not that bad.
It really is.
ME3 I managed to force myself through the each of the endings, with each different Shepard I'd made, that all started in ME1. Can't bring myself to do that with Ryder more than once, and I've tried five times.

Only saving grace for Andromeda, was that it wasn't quite as bad as Anthem.

If anything, this game has a far better chance of me completing more than one playthrough than Andromeda does.
 

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It really is.
ME3 I managed to force myself through the each of the endings, with each different Shepard I'd made, that all started in ME1. Can't bring myself to do that with Ryder more than once, and I've tried five times.

Only saving grace for Andromeda, was that it wasn't quite as bad as Anthem.

If anything, this game has a far better chance of me completing more than one playthrough than Andromeda does.
100% This.
I can play ME3 with a smile on my face right up until we land on Earth.
Andromeda is just a chore.
 

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Are there any scene with the warrior women? if there isn't, has the dev made plans to include them in future updates?
Wellm given they kidnapped his sister...pretty sure yeah they will feature again. ONCE...our dumb MC (sorry perv) stops fucking about and dilly dallying and actually starts to look for her.
 
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Ragnar

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Wellm given they kidnapped his sister...pretty sure yeah they will feature again. ONCE...our dumb MC (sorry perv) stops fucking about and dilly dallying and actually starts to look for her.
This happens with AAA games too unfortunally, like Geralt doing side missions and hunting while searching for Ciri, It's like; We have to save the world but later :ROFLMAO:
 
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Thing is, do our heroes just assume the fantasy novel villains have space travel, and that's the only reason they haven't gone back to the planet to get Eva?

Unless of course I missed something.
 
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Snugglepuff

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Thing is, do our heroes just assume the fantasy novel villains have space travel, and that's the only reason they haven't gone back to the planet to get Eva?

Unless of course I missed something.
Clearly they're employing some sort of "Warp fuckery" and their cultists are just that good at their orgies/sacrificial offerings.

Also, a sci-fi aesthetic doesn't necessarily mean there's only science in the sci-fi... Or any science at all. Think Star Wars, Firefly/Serenty, WH40K etc.
 

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Clearly they're employing some sort of "Warp fuckery" and their cultists are just that good at their orgies/sacrificial offerings.

Also, a sci-fi aesthetic doesn't necessarily mean there's only science in the sci-fi... Or any science at all. Think Star Wars, Firefly/Serenty, WH40K etc.
I was talking about the characters assuming it, not we the sci-fi veterans lol
 

Snugglepuff

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I was talking about the characters assuming it, not we the sci-fi veterans lol
I know...
As much as I was making a joke, particularly down to your highlighting of the "fantasy novel villains" and whether or not they actually have space travel (let alone interstellar travel) it's pretty clear that they do have some form of either space travel, or other "extreme long distance conveyance", based on the fact that the characters left the planet, they live in a civilisation in a setting with advanced technology, and weren't the only ones aware of what happened.

Unless Perverteer is going to make out that literally everyone else was too stupid to check, it really wasn't a point worth making even in jest. That would be stretching the suspension of disbelief too far... Even for a porn game.
 
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CHAD-MAN

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This happens with AAA games too unfortunally, like Geralt doing side missions and hunting while searching for Ciri, It's like; We have to save the world but later :ROFLMAO:
Like our savior Shepard, we need to bang the galaxy first. But, given how this is a perveteer game, I find disturbing the lacking of urgency to save our fuckable si... I mean roomate.
 

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Like our savior Shepard, we need to bang the galaxy first. But, given how this is a perveteer game, I find disturbing the lacking of urgency to save our fuckable si... I mean roomate.
The sister plot was a good idea to gather a crew and start exploring the galaxy but I think we should rescue her soon, we haven't even met the real bad guys from the prologue.
 

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Her green skin is fine, just the lack of eyebrows is off-putting. I'm certainly not advocating for all the non-human characters to be changed into humans.
Millions of totally normal people around the world, both men and women of all races have lost their hair, eyebrows included, due to a autoimmune disorder/disease called alopecia. They'll fuck you up for saying this :cool:

PS. Jade looked fine for an alien the way she was, there was no need to change anything, IMHO.
 

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Are there any scene with the warrior women? if there isn't, has the dev made plans to include them in future updates?
Oh yes... They'll certainly return.
The sister plot was a good idea to gather a crew and start exploring the galaxy but I think we should rescue her soon, we haven't even met the real bad guys from the prologue.
I agree the crew has been sidetracked every episode, in order to introduce the world, other characters and sex, but the main objective still is to get Eva back. The way to that objective isn't a straight line though. First they tried to find out where the warrior women came from and now they have a name and are looking to get more information from another source. Once they know enough to proceed a rescue will be mounted. I never intended Eva to be a MacGuffin, so she'll have a role outside the simulations where she currently can be found. The rescue operation will likely end the first "season" of episodes for Tales, transitioning into the second where the Big Bad will play a more active role.

PS. Jade looked fine for an alien the way she was, there was no need to change anything, IMHO.
I fully agree with you on that. I'm only changing her because of possible future copyright infringement problems.
 
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