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Long ago there was tons of heroes that vanquished villains, the basic routine was fairly mundane fantasy legend stuff. But, at some point (most likely at the Moon Lord's defeat) Villains and Heroes became a lot more Hedonistic to the point of both roles being nothing more than career fucking/getting fucked. Werewolves came back, despite being gone for centuries/decades, meanwhile the surface-dwelling elves ventured far away from human-settled regions (citing rather bleak reasons about human nature). The Drow on the otherhand have resurfaced, with various hunters prowling above at the whim of the Drow Matriarch. This, alongside the growing presence of the Demon King's forces, a threat that apparently not even Hiro's mother could vanquish, has caused our player character to venture out with no disillusionment of what Heroes/Adventurers are nowadays. Hiro believes fully in the stories of his mother, a Fighter/Warrior that defeated the Moon Lord with her party of other heroes (The Heavy Trainer, The Paladin of Drepnir, Merri the Mage and an Enchanter that she was close friends with). With these ideas in his head, he seeks to earn fame and glory as a Hero. Except no one it seems is going to be an actually good role model of a traditional Hero for him, since almost all of them nowadays are crass rowdy horny voyuerists that seek nothing more than thrills of untethered casual sex and debauchery. Seems the 'evils' of this world are catering to that all too well though... Hiro must hold true to the prophecy of The Virgin Hero that will slay the Demon King, as well as the stories of his only role model (his absent mother, who was seemingly bested by the Demon King or went on a quest to slay them. Your father is also absent, with no mention from anyone of who they might've been.).
Along the way, Hiro will build a party of his own:
Alma, the Blubberbutt Warlock without a Dark Lord to call her own
Kylira, the Elf Healer with a 'fondness' for Humans and other Humanoid Creatures
Trudy, the Adventuring Spell... Axe? With a rich taste in expensive clothing and an awfully haughty & bratty personality
Urka, the Orc Domme with a soft side. Her backside, everything else is hard, sweaty and strong.
His foes are many, the Demon King's Generals and Minions!
Dully, the Bridge Guardian with the biggest heart and the meatiest dong
Jess, the Demon King's Faithless Jester and on-and-off Mascot/Spokesperson
Cait, the lovely yet powerful roaming cat girl with fun and friendship on her mind. And casual fucking.
Miss Maze, the warm maternal brawn of the Demon King's army. She guards a Labyrinth and makes a mean milkshake.
Tentacle Witch, does what it says on the tin. She's secretly a huge Garfield fan. (Canon? She hates Mondays.)
The Wasp, an Assassin of the Demon King and also a big softie. But also a bitch towards everyone? She has her days, it's a coin flip I suppose.
The Ettin, apparently a mercenary or enforcer of the Demon King. Has two heads, neither of which can agree on anything except fucking should happen. Will share their food with you, or let you eat their cheese (you might not want to.)
And, leading them all as the Champion of the Demon King is the dreadful, terrifying, all mighty and always horny:
DARK KNIGHT, your on-off rival with possibly a virgin butthole.
But these are your enemies, think nothing of them but how to vanquish them! That's the Hero way! That's what your Mother did! There's nothing lewd and possibly sordid about her past or even the events of how she defeated the Moon Lord or vanished. Just focus on getting EXP, staying chaste and becoming the Hero that will make Winnie and the Goddess Is proud!
And don't forget, Ice Cream holds great power and the Shopkeeper has a secret.
Uncover the stories of your companions, meet interesting folk and avoid ending up a victim to various honeytraps set by the Demon King or just those who are too horny or scheming to care for your wellbeing (such as a plump noble woman with a tragic past and obsession for mouths, the powerful Madame of Silajam, the various townsfolk who'll violate you if they'll get away with it, dogs, birds, horses and other creatures given humanoid forms plus sentience, with none of the prudeness, a Merchant who may be connected to Demons who were too evil even for the Demon King, a doting Mermaid with kids and no consent on her mind, a Goblin with a need to give you eggs during these trying times, Drow wanting you to meet their pet cat or their snake and so much more!)
Keep your wits about you, as well as your holes guarded. Ironia and the lands to the North are the path to your ultimate goal. Winnie the Trumpeter is your ally(?), in a world full of disillusioned & horny beings. Good luck, you'll need it.
I only wish to be around a singular Brigand, the others are all men apparently (if the possession ending is anything to be believed)
I believe she gets around a lot, maybe has a sister that steals purses? I'd enjoy being a roommate at her cottage.
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