What's your favorite character at this point of the game?

  • Cherie

    Votes: 647 25.8%
  • Lana

    Votes: 603 24.1%
  • Elfie

    Votes: 467 18.6%
  • Gabbie

    Votes: 258 10.3%
  • Angela

    Votes: 279 11.1%
  • Mia

    Votes: 251 10.0%

  • Total voters
    2,505

DancingPriest

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Sep 29, 2017
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Over 20 people complaining about the grind contradicts you.


Acting as if pushing people to pay 20 bucks a month for a buggy mess in order to avoid the grind is not bad faith or scum practices is truly amazing. And yes, you can go through that amazing grinding experience for free. Surely there's not a majority people complaining about it, right?



Are you on drugs? Are you seriously this dense? Because if you think painting the picture as "lol them little kids having fun eating sand" avoiding any discussion around your shitty practices regarding monetization is yielding a better outcome than being honest and open about it you might want to take some courses on business direction too.

Here's my honest opinion:
Your game is quite literally shit. It's boring, has little content, the minigames are plainly stupid which I would bet a hand and a foot its code it's stolen either from another game or from a github project seeing how, oddly enough, the areas that are more "complex" in regards to coding are THE ONLY ONES that are not plagued by bugs.
The writing is simplistic, repetitive and I saw you reuse a fuckton of passages on the code. Your coding is so poor you didn't even care to declare a fucking variable to manage relations between MC and NPCs and instead your hardcoded them, making the "landlady" become the "mother" at random for fuck's sake.


I gave the game a try and quickly discarded it. The only reason I came back to it was that I saw your scum tactics and, combined with your attitude, it fucking pissed me off.

I'm not happy about breaking your shit code.

I'm not happy about having to play this garbage 10 minutes after I'm done redoing changes to verify I unlocked everything. (Which, by the way, what I do involves WAY more testing that you fucks do. And it's so rich seeing you write this:

Because we BOTH know you guys don't test shit, relying instead on people reporting specifics so you can dive in and try to fix it, much less go through the grind you guys have put on and now don't know how to change.)

What makes me happy is thinking my doing will impact your income.
If you end up closing shop because of it that will make me even happier. The "work" you've done so far doesn't merit a single penny of what you are getting and we both fucking now it.




I'm not going to even entertain the childish implications from this comment, I'll just say this. I took a look at the accounts that left 5 stars on this sad excuse you call a game because some of said reviews looked a bit suspicious. As if someone fed ChatGPT a summary of the plot and asked it to write, I don't know, 30 different positive reviews with a little bit of criticism.

Wouldn't you know, almost all of the 20 or so accounts I looked into have been offline since the very same day they left their 5 stars review and they follow this pattern:
  1. They post 2 messages on other forum.
  2. They post a single message here.
  3. Finally, they leave a 5 star rating to your "game".

Quite a few of them were even created on the same day they left the review.

I'm no ornithologist but if it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck and shits like a duck, it's probably a duck the same way these look like you try to offset the rating of your game by writing a bunch of fake reviews(Instead of doing the sensible thing which would have been listening to criticism and working to do better).

I decided to waste yet another 15 minutes compiling those findings and I'll be sending it up to the mods to evaluate because I'm pretty sure posting fake reviews on your own games is not allowed.
I wonder what the actual score will be if/when they take those down.

And don't get confused. I love helping people who struggles with code. I enjoy giving feedback or helping those who do need help with their games or are stuck. But you, dear lads, decided to purposefully worsen the experience for the end user in order to promote an extremely aggressive monetization, for which you all lack the skills to back up.

Guess a 2 week MERN bootcamp and ChatGPT can't turn you into a developer, huh.

Congratulations again mate.
You are a masterful PR manager.
Keep doing what you are doing, it's clearly working in your favor.
As a last thought, feel free to keep disregarding criticism and don't strive for improvement. I mean, you already alienated the community against you, I don't really think a 180º would even achieve anything.

Cheers, mate.
Thank you for this. Came back to see if the game had gotten better since it's first few releases. Sounds like it got a lot worse. Thanks for saving me the time.
 

Grim1966

Member
Jun 20, 2018
102
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Man, i have to say that reading your past replies here was way more fun than the game itself, yes, even after enabling cheats. And nice work implementing the cheat page button, i laughed hard.

That said, i'll give my take here: I'm usually very positive in my replies but here there is very little to excuse. I tried to play this game multiple times in the past, each time i hacked the html and quickly dropped the game afterwards... and by far i'm not really picky about porn games but i think dev here should really stop worrying about obfuscating his code and really try to improve the game itself. Even for this release i forced my self into playing it (but this time i skipped the cracking part since haveiseenyoubefore delivered it) just for the sake of testing a product before writing up a feedback but the issues are the same: the game mechanics and the UI. For the first, i think it's just way too grindy and i think everybody here understands why it's so, the minigames are quite long and not really engaging and when interacting with the girls you often can't really understand what will happens pressing the buttons and it's mostly a try and error process. The latter (UI) is really outragious anyways, it's really confusing, too much buttons everywhere and generally not intuitive... Not mentioning that there are often parts of it that overlaps (especially in the map) and did i mention interacting with girls? Good luck into not pressign button randomly trying to get anything from your actions.

That's quite a pity because the concept can be quite intriguing and while the cast is something that we saw infinite times in many html games the actress have quite a lot of content around the web to generate quality content (again, that's not the case but in theory it could...). The "fighting mechanic" is not even bad, it's really too basic and artificially made hard with an embarassing rotation speed of the wheel (good luck with it on 60hz displays, you may have to use the force) but the core mechanic isn't bad per se and could be fun if speed was slower and introducing variations in speed and size of the "slices" to reflect the difficulty of the fight. It doesn't help that the "training" with the main cast is basically exactly the same minigame that you have to spam again and again so it will get old very quickly.

All in all i would suggest to dev to stop this madness that will only lead to the damnation of this game and just rethink his whole project. Add variety in fighting/minigames, drastically lower the grind and, for the love of good, scrap totally the actual UI and start from scratches. Maybe there is a little chance to keep the game alive and make it popular with a lot of work in future, otherwise we all already know how this will end.

PS: Fake reviews are really scummy anyway. That should be addressed by staff.
PPS: English is not my native language and i'm writing this late after more than an hour spent on this game: my brain is cooked so excuse my writing. I hope it's understandable anyways, tomorrow i will read this again and i will feel for sure ashamed for it
I understood everything you wrote perfectly. Well done!
 
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Vaars

Member
May 6, 2021
262
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Cards on the Table, I've never played this Game after all the Comments strongly suggesting I don't, and me valuing my Time very highly, but I love reading this Tread for the Drama.
That being said in Advance, and for Curiosity's Sake: is there any Person out there actually paying the, let's say "confidently valued", Patreon Tiers? 'Cause I'd like to hear from anyone who actually does, and actually thinks the Bonus Content the Game is worth it.
Quite frankly, right now, I'm not willing to believe such a Person exists, I mean - monthly?! I pay less than that from my Internet Access monthly, and that gets you a Lot more Bonus Scenes, I can assure you...
 
Mar 18, 2019
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34 fake reviews on the wall.
34 fake reviews.
If one of them just happen to fall,
0 fake reviews on the wall.


You flush one down,
it swirls around,

thirty-four fake reviews to flush down.

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I guess we now know what's the actual score for the game.
But yeah, enough tomfoolery.
How life turns around, huh. Who knew we would find common ground so soon.



Tagging some people who might enjoy the latest development on the drama, because I don't want to laugh alone:

Cards on the Table, I've never played this Game after all the Comments strongly suggesting I don't, and me valuing my Time very highly, but I love reading this Tread for the Drama.
That being said in Advance, and for Curiosity's Sake: is there any Person out there actually paying the, let's say "confidently valued", Patreon Tiers?
Apparently they have a couple of people paying 100$ bucks for it. My guess is that those are part of the team and they aim to induce some kind of FOMO (since they "only" allow 5 people to pay for said tier) or just boost how "well" their subscribe star is doing, since they can't hide how much they earn.


Gotta agree with #1181.

looking into some of the things mentioned, and running through an Ai detector, and then feeding it to an AI itsself and it says "it seems like i may have wrote this"
is VERY fucking suspicious. and the accounts offline too? yeah. its deff fake reviews.
no one is paying for that.
haveiseenyoubefore, these are the kind of people that makes a difference. If his comments and critique can't get the devs to listen, nothing can.
You know, in all my time hating this game, I somehow didn't think of this. Plus the issue of the minigames is rarely their functionality, but rather the grind they present. It's pretty easy to just bump up the numbers to a crazy extreme if you already got the code.
Thanks for your help. I still wont play this bullshit game..... I do not like assholes and these guys are assholes.
PS: Fake reviews are really scummy anyway. That should be addressed by staff.
PPS: English is not my native language and i'm writing this late after more than an hour spent on this game: my brain is cooked so excuse my writing. I hope it's understandable anyways, tomorrow i will read this again and i will feel for sure ashamed for it
(Your english is spot on mate, don't fret about it).
GOAT. I don't know you mate but I know this, your a GOAT.
Thank you for this.
This game has to be banned, the author is spamming every week and doesn't add anything, I've never seen anything like it.
 
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Mar 18, 2019
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Summary of events:
-Alienated community against them, exponentially pissing them off.
-Got their code broken down and bypassed.
-Fake reviews controversy discovered, wiping a third of the total ratings and leaving the average in the gutter.

These guys as all the shit comes down:
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I have to say, masterful tactics, Sir. Done you a lot of good haven't them.
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Too bad we are not reasonable, nor smart, enough to understand your endgoal here and what you achieved these past days, I guess.

Used to craft equipments that will help you for the trust and lust with the girl.
 
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punch123

Newbie
Dec 22, 2017
92
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Summary of events:
-Alienated community against them, exponentially pissing them off.
-Got their code broken down and bypassed.
-Fake reviews controversy discovered, wiping a third of the total ratings and leaving the average in the gutter.

These guys as all the shit comes down:
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I have to say, masterful tactics, Sir. Done you a lot of good haven't them.
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Too bad we are not reasonable, nor smart, enough to understand your endgoal here and what you achieved these past days, I guess.
Hey dev, i want to understand more about obfuscation, any resource you can point me at? While the js code wasn't that difficult to 'break', even with the obfuscation, it isn't really that i understood it entirely, it is just that i was able to piece together what some parts of the code were doing and modifying those segments to obtain what i wanted (eg. all tier cheats enabled). What is the approach to fully understand what is going on?
 
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