I was joking too, just playing along.
Anyway, right now I've been familiar with this game for a while but haven't been caught up to it and forgot about a few things. Right now I'm finding ways to ship the girls with each other. Here's some (bad) ship names, for ships I like, dislike, and have no opinion on:
Tsundere Tsupreme- Debbie x Lucy or Cassandra x Faye
Bully Love - Any combination of Debbie, Cassandra, and Donna
Co-Assistance - Rachel x Lucy
Goku and Vegeta - April x Charlotte (Goku and Vegeta are the classic pair of rivals who secretly want to have sex with each other. Who's to say April and Charlotte don't?)
Shower Shy - Ada x Rachel
Campus Re-shoot - Ada x Amy, Olivia, or Jasmine
Prank Show - Ada x Louise and/or Mary
Stupid Questions - Alice x April
Extremes - Alice x Rachel
Prefect Love - jasmine x Debbie
Bedroom Gang - Any combination of Liz, Harriet, or Emily
My Turn Now! - Cassandra x Rachel or Nina
Rumorshipping - Emily x Nina
Asians! - Faye x Priti
Innocent and Guilty - Priti x Amy
Healing Pain - Faye x Amy
Uptown Girls - Donna x Lucy
Homage to Poseidon - Amy x Lucy
Among the faculty, I have Mind Matter (Susan Chang x Sally Newman), Role Resume (Headmaster x Ruth), and my personal favorite, Jimmy x drinks.