The constant insanity that occurs while the headmaster justifies all his bullshit is always priceless.:
mc: "A full cavity search can be a demeaning and traumatic experience. Especially for young women at such a tender age."
mc: "Such procedures must be handled with the utmost care and respect for the student's dignity."
mc: "Therefore, if you suspect a girl is hiding something internally you should bring her to me so that I may examine her genitals and anus personally."
Debbie: "I can watch though, right?"
mc: "Sure, why not?"
Debbie: "Cool."