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FYI I didn't give myself that name, it was given to me by others, but I get your point. However, you can't know how good I am in bed
True true, but me and MedB wont find out, this is acceptable.... she prefers more activity then the guru approach!FYI I didn't give myself that name, it was given to me by others, but I get your point. However, you can't know how good I am in bed
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Please don't....I don't ever want to imagine that...ever....
She probably isn't even that good at giving helmet...
(Ok...I'll see myself out lol)
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you can't deal with what? Cobwebs?
I am trying but I can't agree more, she is shitty what she does. Also, MC was the one had to deal with mercs. Dude took down 2 mercs without any training. If their order was to kill, we would have seen an early ending to the game.
Hm, from what we know Medb started nothing.
The mercs which attacked weren't working for the elves (likely the faction which works with the hellspawn), succubus attack ..well bad luck i guess and we don't know who was responsible for abduction the old man (one of the queens i guess), but well, occupational hazard.
You can blame Medb for her bitchy first impression as ambassador...but well, dealing with the templars even for a few days and nearly getting robed of some legendary sword by none less than one of their leaders, i can understand where her shitty attitude towards them comes from...imagine dealing with them for decades or centuries...
I wouldn't be against to give her ass same slaps thought, it's worth the risk
Yep, she is doing an absolutely shitty job as bodyguard/protector.
-We know she's away very often, so bad luck if something happens to the MC.
-Merc attack, pure luck the MC survived until she came, 'poor' Paul didn't have so much luck.
-Directly after being attacked, you would assume she wouldn't let the MC unprotected again...yet he gets attackt by a succubus the next evening, no sign of her, again pure luck he survived.
-Neverwhere, we were told several times how dangerous it is, that we are not prepared and wouldn't survive alone and she's getting a direct order to protect the MC there.
Kaija at the first sign of enemies ''I'm off fighting hellspawn, you can run to the next portal alone''
MC: not knowning shit about Neverwhere, nor the city, can't defend himself, has not even a weapon, has no idea where the next portal even is...
I mean, can you suck even more at being a bodyguard ?
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what do you english speaking guy's mean with that, I'm asking if this is a phrase, comes with an subtle implication.
or was it just a typo (out) anyway I struggle to find the correct interpretation to it.
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Ask out...in English would not actually mean 'asking out on a date'...but more (in this context)...do you want to be my GF etc? Make official. So in this plot, they never were 'official'...never actually clarified or confirmed with each other, was just an unspoken assumption.
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Yep, that is what I understood as well, regarding, why they ended up there, not asking that you change your point of view Defen (I respect it), just asking to be fair, which also implies also that the MC (Player) is 50% responsible for the situation, anyway, My guess is that Ceo needed this "inner Conflict" for the Plot, I'm also convinced that there is treason inside the rows of the Templars, and as the Grandmaster was abducted, the other faction jumped at the oportunity, to Kill the "heirs" (if the ambush would be succesfull, then MC's sister and Mother would be the next.)
Thank you Maviarab , you helped me a lot !
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Yeah...Templar Statham would never do anything like that now...would he?
Right?
Right guys?
Guys?
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MedB could have one shot the best warrior and snuffed out any future for templars in one fell swoop - in NEverwhere while fighting the demons - very convenient and daring MC would risk his life getting in the matters of other factions, considering the ruling Elves want Humans wiped outta existence.
The problem with kids is what we see IRL all the time: give the money and the power of your office to your kid and he will become a drug lord who destroys any and all of your lives work for ever, what is happening with most young well off kids. MC would have ended up just like the playboy that we can inadvertedly save from his due fate if MC emotionally blackmails his girlfriend into interfering. That is nothing any mother or father ever wants for their kid - as we find out druggies are all over Neverwhere precisely while they have all the means and nothing for responsability - which is how MC would have been had he been given the reigns.
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I might be diamtetral wrong on this one, I don't think that "Statham" is the traitor, he comes across to dumb, although he has a biiiig ego, so yeah, my guess it that he is a pawn in this, that the more dangerous, is the other guy and/or the woman, Kaija is just a Knight who has to follow orders, the one which has a bit more of freedom in her decisions is Linnae, so in my profiling
Kaija, Linae, Hilda, and the Father have the right "Paladins mindset" but don't have enough power /or are unaware to purge the Templars.
Also I tend to wait what the father tells, he said prepare for war, but left open against whom or what,
Kaija, Linae, Hilda, and the Father have the right "Paladins mindset" but don't have enough power /or are unaware to purge the Templars.
Also I tend to wait what the father tells, he said prepare for war, but left open against whom or what,
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MC literally hustled his dad outta the grabby hands of MedB in a poker match smack in the middle of the war between elves and demons.
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You know whenever you guys call him Templar Statham. it reminds me how when I was younger me and few friends would always call Jason Statham Australian Bruce Willis for whatever dumb ass reason and im pretty sure he's not even Australian. ( Too lazy to look it up)
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Statham began practising Chinese martial arts, kickboxing, and karate recreationally in his youth while working at local market stalls. An avid footballer and diver, he was a member of Britain's national diving team and competed for England in the 1990 Commonwealth Games. Shortly after, he was asked to model for French Connection, Tommy Hilfiger, and Levi's in various advertising campaigns.
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hahahaah that's awesome.
And for the record, he English, he was actually born about 20 minutes from where I currently live....
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This refers to me I assume, in some relationships especially the ones that develop from friendships that goes without saying. Also they were living at the same place, having pet names for each other(btw 'honey', really? MC lacks some imagination), fucking each other too, don't tell Joshy but I think they were even cuddling and handholding while watching sunset at promenade. So they were in a relationship, no question in there. I put blame on MC for a different reason though, how can be so tolerable to Kaija I don't get it. She was hiding something clearly, acting weird, sudden business trips etc. Anyone I know would be annoyed enough to reach to the answer or breakup point. Dude either so in love with Kaija can't see that, after all love is blind though does not seem like it from other interactions or plain simple gullible. Most probable reasoning would have been Kaija cheating on him, not super secret organisation spy/assassin stuff but still he should have asked some questions way before.
Btw, iirc they were living in together like 6 months and Kaija was already planning to give an explanation to MC before everything starts, so if I have to cut a slack for Kaija I'd go this way. Also she was very open when she explained everything unlike MC's mom and even pushed her to be more truthful.
Still though, blunt stake and oil for her.
Small, teeny tiny correction. We don't know about her parents, just they weren't getting along very well. The one who died was grandfather.
I think most likely that was why she became Templar too. Which means grandfather was a Templar too.