You mean the Blondie Mama Vibes Beautiful Queen Elea?
I think Kaija was not in the Steam Cover as She is Already in your Heart Cover so She doesn't need that much Love ( She is Satisfied with Joshy's Banana) 
well the dev knows he can't advertise the game with a girl like that, fuck Kaija
That's Elea you maggot!
You can't trust IT people (I was one for 30 years).
You mean the Blondie Mama Vibes Beautiful Queen Elea?
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You can trust Kaija until death at her hands probably, right?
I know this is gonna sound a bit ironic especially for the users that don't like Kaija. But I feel like I can honestly trust Kaija the most especially after everything is out in the open. As I dont think Kaija would lie to us again personally but maybe that's me being too trusting? Expect for maybe the hate path I can see it cause on that path she is just doing a job nothing more and nothing less. But on the love path I dont think she would lie again if she did I think it have to be some extreme circumstances.
You can trust her as much as you can trust a fart.
How do you say that? We can trust Kaija because she is an incredible mortal woman, but if I'm wrong, the MC has many lives like in the old games or would it be like a Dark Souls?You can trust her as much as you can trust a fart.
I rotate the capsules from time to time. It started with Kaija, then Fiona, and is now Elea. Next will be Medb for a while.
Kaija fans, amirite?I rotate the capsules from time to time. It started with Kaija, then Fiona, and is now Elea. Next will be Medb for a while.
Sorry for undermining any conspiracy theories.
Oh really? Not even how the MC's married life with Kaija could be short, probably, right?I rotate the capsules from time to time. It started with Kaija, then Fiona, and is now Elea. Next will be Medb for a while.
Sorry for undermining any conspiracy theories.
Joshy92 Capsule is Stuck with Horny KaijaI rotate the capsules from time to time. It started with Kaija, then Fiona, and is now Elea. Next will be Medb for a while.
Sorry for undermining any conspiracy theories.
, He even forgets other character names but his Heart is Stuck with Kaija forever .
The delusion is strong with this one.
I thought I was going crazy imagining Kaija on the cover lol.I rotate the capsules from time to time. It started with Kaija, then Fiona, and is now Elea. Next will be Medb for a while.
Sorry for undermining any conspiracy theories.
No not Crazy for imagination though
, You can imagine her anywhere as you like and Kaija will appear there from you heart to the moon, Right? Knew it! Haha I actually moved to the US from Poland at the age of 8 so I grew up on those myself and as soon as I saw that it reminded me of my early years lol. Love it!Yes.
Although I'm not from Poland, I grew up with those Cartoons and when I needed some bouncers for the Pussy Twister, I somehow remembered them and thought why not.
I often imagine Kaija too. Taking her for a romantic walk along the banks of the beautiful tropical river I live beside, and then romantically tying her up and then hanging her upside down by the feet next to my ex-wife over the river. Then under the stars with a nice cold beer, sit back and watch the beautiful sight of the crocs jumping up out of the water and ripping them to shreds. The enticing music of their screams as they die a horrible death... Well its unlikely they will survive the first bite, but one likes to dream of better things.
