"What the fuck?! I didn't date Rogue in chapter one, and now she's with Remy in chapter 3 and she won't leave Remy for me!
This game sucks ass!"
"So here I am playing this H-game with my goddamn dick in my hand like some kind of basement-dwelling asshole, clicking through all the options and all this goddamn annoying dialogue teaching me about 'the importance of consent' or whatever, when suddenly, Jean Grey yanks me aside to tell me she's pissed at me because I'm tryna pull Rogue over here. Then Gambit shows up too and just for movin' in on his girl explodes my ass so hard I land right back in that goddamn hospital and lose all my skill points. So now I can't talk to Jean
OR Rogue for days, let alone fuck 'em --
AND I lose points for it! All I fuckin' did was tell use the Flirt menu to tell Rogue she's a 'good student'. That's hardly flirting at all!
Then I looked it up on my trusty F95zone and apparently, I can't even get with Rogue anymore just cuz I missed my chance way back in Chapter 1 and now she's with Gambit. Forever. What the
HELL? I thought this was a porn game! Aren't I
MEANT to try fuckin' every girl I see? So why is this shitty game punishing me for playing it like a porno -- even though it's
LITERALLY a fuckin' porno? And why would they lock off girls just because I didn't get with them in time? What, like they want me to focus on the story and goddamn
CHARACTERS? I'm not looking for fuckin' Shakespeare here. I'm just tryna jack off!
This sucks dick harder than X-23! Hell, this sucks more mutant
ASS than Null! It's even
MORE retarded than Professor X slowly rolling himself backwards down the stairs!
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!"