- Jun 9, 2019
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Finally proof that yes you actually can polish a turd ... so pretty yet so full of shit.
So many things on this are just horrible, to name a few:
1. MC is apparently 23 but honestly from how he looks and acts he seems more like 13
2. MC picture essentially looks like you just caught him in the middle of stuffing a live hamster up his bum because he looks about uncomfortable as it's humanly possible to
3. MC seems to be under 5ft tall, no offense to short people but it makes character interactions just whack considering he is neither particularly good looking nor has any charisma at all
4. Anyone who decides unskippable and obnoxious mini-games are a good way to pad the length of a game needs to choke on their own testicles
5. The game doesn't require suspension of belief, it requires total and utter suspension of all brain activity (normally this is par for the course in these games and fine but here ....)
But still I'm a sucker for pretties pictures so FML here I go into hell ... wish me luck
So many things on this are just horrible, to name a few:
1. MC is apparently 23 but honestly from how he looks and acts he seems more like 13
2. MC picture essentially looks like you just caught him in the middle of stuffing a live hamster up his bum because he looks about uncomfortable as it's humanly possible to
3. MC seems to be under 5ft tall, no offense to short people but it makes character interactions just whack considering he is neither particularly good looking nor has any charisma at all
4. Anyone who decides unskippable and obnoxious mini-games are a good way to pad the length of a game needs to choke on their own testicles
5. The game doesn't require suspension of belief, it requires total and utter suspension of all brain activity (normally this is par for the course in these games and fine but here ....)
But still I'm a sucker for pretties pictures so FML here I go into hell ... wish me luck