Dumb dialogue.. I dont expect shakespeare but I remember very vividly playing a game that included the line: "HAHAHAHA IM EMPTYING MY BALLS ON YOU" and I actually became (even) dumber after reading that
One option "choices" to advance the scene
Parts of the game where its mandatory to click through all possible dialogue options before being able to continue
Inconsistent update times -- start off with updates every 3-4 months then drop to once per year once the money starts rolling in
Exaggerated facial expressions
95% white cast -- all white except for that one black guy using that one model yeah u know the one
Stupid horse sized penises
Getting obviously forced in full nudity in the first few scenes because the creator needs a hook
On the other side of that spectrum: not getting even a boob after several years because fuck you give me money
Minigames -- i cant play them with only one hand stop putting them in
One option "choices" to advance the scene
Parts of the game where its mandatory to click through all possible dialogue options before being able to continue
Inconsistent update times -- start off with updates every 3-4 months then drop to once per year once the money starts rolling in
Exaggerated facial expressions
95% white cast -- all white except for that one black guy using that one model yeah u know the one
Stupid horse sized penises
Getting obviously forced in full nudity in the first few scenes because the creator needs a hook
On the other side of that spectrum: not getting even a boob after several years because fuck you give me money
Minigames -- i cant play them with only one hand stop putting them in