I want to like this game, but God damn if it isn’t letting me.
Why is there nothing that stays between runs? No gallery, no bestiary, no cosmetics, no portal to start on later levels, nothing.
Why is it possible to complete a room and get nothing? You should always get a couple coins at least.
With how punishing this game is regarding health, the RNG should be a lot more finely tuned. It shouldn’t be possible to get health drops when you’re full health, for instance, and inversely, you should probably have a slightly higher chance of dropping them when you’re low. For another example, you can clear room after room and explore every last corner of every level, and still not have enough money to buy anything when a shop finally comes up.
Why do sex attacks deal damage when they hit and continue to deal damage during the animation?
Enemies don’t seem to have vision below them (you can kill an enemy standing above you and it’ll never retaliate), but seem to be able to see an infinite distance above them, such that, when you have a blind drop (which this game loves), you fall into a pile of enemies already winding their attack animations. How is this acceptable?