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IN THE TIME THIS SHIT HAS BEEN IN DEVELOPMENT, I WAS ABLE TO SWOON A MILF AND MEET HER FAMILY.

WITH THE ITCH CRAP GOING ON, THIS HOT STEAMING TURD BURGER AIN'T GONNA BE FINISHED BEFORE FALLOUT 5.

INSTEAD OF LETTING SNATS MILK YOU FOR YOUR MONEY, SWOON A MILF SO YOU CAN GET MILK FOR FREE.
Exactly, let’s just get laid in real life. At this point even the biggest incel anti social outcast could get laid before this game gets a proper update
 
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Why is there a Snats Glaze rider here? Thought they all had their feelings hurt enough they retreated to the discord to be an echo chamber and bad mouth this place while praising Snats for is work so far and throwing money at him.
They also gave Snats a tip of their entire pay check
 
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This shit still cracks me up. These salt mines are never ending , the cows are always full and ready to be milked.

..and the progress? nowhere to be seen.

If we don't get an update by the end of the year I'll learn how to code and do this shit myself at this point

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I always look forward to our quarterly crab update. The only one to keep balance in this forum.
 
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Ete sech777xd

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All Right. Have you read any of my old parts? On the off chance you haven't this is the current situation

Short answer, no, I don't know when it's coming out.

Long answer, we've only tested the first half. That is mostly a revision of the content that was found in the last update. We haven't played any of the new content yet

By his own words, the majority of the bugs have been fixed, and he still needs to add Jill's event, as she was 1 of the winners of the polls.

I also have a quick little request for anyone reading this. If you guys see someone in this thread asking when it's gonna come out, can you just like refer them to this message

FYI, with all the content he added to heaven and hell, and the opening bits to the hospital, it's already about 2 to 2. and a half hours of content that have been added. The opening bits are the cutscene before the 3. roam


1. Last Edit: if any of you ask what the update is, is when it's coming out or anything of that. If I don't bother posting, just assume it's exactly the same. I checked this thread fairly often despite how it's basically just 1 big shit show in bitchfest

If he doesn't post by the end of the month. I'll share some more details, mostly about the story,

OK 1. Last edit before anyone asks again, I'm not sharing the beta here. I have multiple reasons why I think this is a bad idea, the biggest 1 being that it could easily backfire and result in not sharing it with the angels anymore and only giving it to a small personal circle. So the best you're going to get until it gets down to the lower tier, that being most likely the pussycat, is me simply reporting what I find and sharing some screenshots, maybe
Yes, it is frustrating, annoying, and not ideal, but in my opinion, it is the best possible solution we currently have that doesn't result in us being told nothing

I'm done for now, if there's any more I think I need to add, I'll add it in the future again. If you see anyone asking any questions that are relevant to the things I answered here, just refer them to this
Hey bro, do u have any news?
 

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It mainly adds to the remaining sex scenes before the free rim event some dialogue changes, and 4 new scenes that were the winners of the polls
Are the 100+ scenes that he mentioned in the devlogs already implemented or not yet, you said the ones that won the polls are there, but what you are testing is the full update or not yet, thank you
 
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It mainly adds to the remaining sex scenes before the free rim event some dialogue changes, and 4 new scenes that were the winners of the polls
Oh so you guys aren't even testing the free roam stuff yet? Yea... it is not coming about before september that is for sure. So it will be a full year of development. Now the only question is, will he be able to release it before the end of the year? Place your bets now.
 

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Hey bro, do u have any news?
News? Buddy I know the same as everyone else. Probably less since I'm not on his discord / follow him. Last time I was in this thread people were saying the update was gonna drop in 2 weeks. I believe that was 2 months ago.

Oh so you guys aren't even testing the free roam stuff yet? Yea... it is not coming about before september that is for sure. So it will be a full year of development. Now the only question is, will he be able to release it before the end of the year? Place your bets now.
What type of odds are we looking at here? I honestly don't think we'll be getting an update this year. And UNDOUBTEDLY won't be leaving the hospital until late 2026 ( if he doesn't abandon the game by then , which would be ridiculous because why would you give up your golden goose? ). Back to the main point. I believe we've entered the yearly update cycles. So I'm betting in over.

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if anyone can like archive everything i guess onto kemono will be cool
 
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