This remake is "you should have left this in the drafts" visualized. To hell with complaints about any other aspect of it, this remake makes the original look Shakespearean in comparison. The intro was snappy, to the point, and quickly established the whole deal so you can get to the fucking in a timely manner. THIS version's intro went on for so long, I lost my boner. 'Nuff said.
So many narrative decisions included make me go "but for why tho??" Why try to string along your fanbase with so many promises when you, at the end of the day, knew that you wouldn't be able to deliver? And don't say they were rushed because at this stage, what's another month or two to polish and add stuff? Adding in systems no one (I don't THINK) asked for, changing up the models, conceptualizing a remake when the original was starting to really hit its stride, none of it makes sense.
Shit's disheartening. Hope y'all find joy in it though.