Warukunai

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Worst fucking garbage game I found on this site, trash H scenes and trash gameplay if it at all can be called gameplay. The author should never attempt to make another video game ever again.
 

Buziol

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Worst fucking garbage game I found on this site, trash H scenes and trash gameplay if it at all can be called gameplay. The author should never attempt to make another video game ever again.
Oh sweet summer child...if you honestly think this is the worst, you haven't seen much...there are much, much worse games around here, both finished and unfinished.

Anyway, it is not a bad game, just not to your taste. It has its quirks and some lack of polish but it would be an honest 5 or 6/10. If you want objectively 1/10, try PinkPencil games.
 
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Anyway, it is not a bad game, just not to your taste. It has its quirks and some lack of polish but it would be an honest 5 or 6/10. If you want objectively 1/10, try PinkPencil games.
There is no way you would rate this meme game 6/10 :ROFLMAO:, either you have no adequate understanding how to use the 1 to 10 rating system either you're hard trolling, this game objectively couldn't be estimated higher than 4. And all the "much worse" games on this site would be estimated from 1/10 to 3/10.
 
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Buziol

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There is no way you would rate this meme game 6/10 :ROFLMAO:, either you have no adequate understanding how to use the 1 to 10 rating system either you're hard trolling, this game objectively couldn't be estimated higher than 4. And all the "much worse" games on this site would be estimated from 1/10 to 3/10.
First we must establish something that I guess every sane person knows already - H-games are 99% meme material and a lot trashier than your normal game...and that's an okay fact because their main goal is a bit different. You're mad to expect from them same level of polish as non-ero games. We've seen attempts of doing that quite a few times (including the one that I cannot name because I will be silenced) and guess what...none were worthy time nor money invested into them.

Now, with that established, the hentai-only ranking is a bit...more forgiving (that's why I said 5/10...6 was a subjective stretch since I liked the theme, that much I admit). For H-game it is objectively 5/10 because otherwise there would be no ranking - just three buttons (good fap, bad fap, no fap). I could list reasons to back it up but I honestly don't care that much about it. If anything, gallery option alone is worth +1 simply because...reasons :D

Normally, in absolute game ranking (including non-hentai games), I would treat this game as a perfect example of 3/10 because from hundreds or maybe thousands of games I've played in my life, I wasn't suicidal after playing it (1/10 - HUNT DOWN:CAPTURE FREEMAN or Limbo of the Lost are here and that is as objective as can be) nor was I bored/annoyed to death (2/10 - The Lord of the Rings: Gollum).

No, this game was passable from start to finish and sex-stuff provided just enough entertainment for me to overlook below average gameplay (and about average for Hgame). Will I go back to it? Nope. Would I play it without sex-stuff? Absolutely not...

Anyway, if you are curious about some reference, I would rate Guilty Hell from Kairi as 9/10 for H-game value or 5/10 as a game in general.
 
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First we must establish something that I guess every sane person knows already - H-games are 99% meme material and a lot trashier than your normal game...and that's an okay fact because their main goal is a bit different. You're mad to expect from them same level of polish as non-ero games. We've seen attempts of doing that quite a few times (including the one that I cannot name because I will be silenced) and guess what...none were worthy time nor money invested into them.

Now, with that established, the hentai-only ranking is a bit...more forgiving (that's why I said 5/10...6 was a subjective stretch since I liked the theme, that much I admit). For H-game it is objectively 5/10 because otherwise there would be no ranking - just three buttons (good fap, bad fap, no fap). I could list reasons to back it up but I honestly don't care that much about it. If anything, gallery option alone is worth +1 simply because...reasons :D

Normally, in absolute game ranking (including non-hentai games), I would treat this game as a perfect example of 3/10 because from hundreds or maybe thousands of games I've played in my life, I wasn't suicidal after playing it (1/10 - HUNT DOWN:CAPTURE FREEMAN or Limbo of the Lost are here and that is as objective as can be) nor was I bored/annoyed to death (2/10 - The Lord of the Rings: Gollum).

No, this game was passable from start to finish and sex-stuff provided just enough entertainment for me to overlook below average gameplay (and about average for Hgame). Will I go back to it? Nope. Would I play it without sex-stuff? Absolutely not...

Anyway, if you are curious about some reference, I would rate Guilty Hell from Kairi as 9/10 for H-game value or 5/10 as a game in general.
I won't say as high as 99%, but around 75%, and they have the same main goal as all porn games - masturbation material. There are quite big H games which saw their investment worthy. The hentai-only ranking is not more forgiving, it is also rated by asking the question "How good this masturbation material was", and that's all, all what matters in the end is how appealing and satisfying was the masturbation material. H-games or non H-games is preference, saying that all H-game's rating bar shouldn't surpass 5/10 is just clueless, because its the individual's preference. Actually rating all the H games and non H-games with just "good fap, bad fap, no fap" is a good way of rating them unironically. It's not a big deal after all. They are just masturbation material.

I understand my post came a bit pushy towards you, but you didn't have to change your stance this drastically, from 6/10 to 3/10, a bit too far.
 
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jav253

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I'm surprised he never went back to patch it. Seems pretty gamebreaking that you could be stunlocked into endless pregnancy cause semen never clears out of the womb.
 

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I won't say as high as 99%, but around 75%, and they have the same main goal as all porn games - masturbation material. There are quite big H games which saw their investment worthy. The hentai-only ranking is not more forgiving, it is also rated by asking the question "How good this masturbation material was", and that's all, all what matters in the end is how appealing and satisfying was the masturbation material. H-games or non H-games is preference, saying that all H-game's rating bar shouldn't surpass 5/10 is just clueless, because its the individual's preference. Actually rating all the H games and non H-games with just "good fap, bad fap, no fap" is a good way of rating them unironically. It's not a big deal after all. They are just masturbation material.

I understand my post came a bit pushy towards you, but you didn't have to change your stance this drastically, from 6/10 to 3/10, a bit too far.
My opinion didn't change. I've just expanded the ranking (which is not translated 1:1 to the other one because there is slightly different criteria we both know is most important for hgame). As a h-game it is 6/10 for me. As a normal game it is 3/10, which for h-game is okay. The sooner we stop pretend these games are supposed to be equal to normal games the better. I already said - attempts of doing that went badly in almost every case.

And yes, I would go to say that as much as 99% of hgames are trash (don't forget that RPG category is filled with thousands of borderline unplayable games) in "normal" terms because I honestly haven't seen more than 4-5 games that would deserve more than 5/10 if treated like normal games. The game would have to defend itself 100% without ero content (gameplay and story wise).

Out of my head currently I can only name Captivity by Perveloper that deserves that honour because it follows very similar formula to the well received classics from flash-era (Thing Thing series). As h-game it might be slightly lacking (so I wouldn't give it 9/10) but it shows it is possible to make decent game for both worlds. Crackle Cradle I don't count as hgame at all but ryona-enjoyers could argue it is also somewhere there since it is a decent game.

Other that comes to my mind is Kamidori Alchemy Meister (well, the entire series of Meisters from Eushully). The game is solid but can be argued if it is even an hgame at this point.

Honestly, throw me a bone here and remind me which game in your opinion would pass the bill of being average-to-good if all ero content was taken from them? It's not a challenge, I know there were 3 more titles and can't recall them now. Succubus Heaven 2.0...maaaaybe?
 
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Normally, in absolute game ranking (including non-hentai games), I would treat this game as a perfect example of 3/10 because from hundreds or maybe thousands of games I've played in my life, I wasn't suicidal after playing it (1/10 Limbo of the Lost)
Your opinion can no longer be trusted.
 

WaifuKiller1124

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Judging by the preview images, this plot seems to be close to . That was a pretty good read (y)
 

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Oh sweet summer child...if you honestly think this is the worst, you haven't seen much...there are much, much worse games around here, both finished and unfinished.

Anyway, it is not a bad game, just not to your taste. It has its quirks and some lack of polish but it would be an honest 5 or 6/10. If you want objectively 1/10, try PinkPencil games.
FOOLS if you really want to try the -10/10 experience you should play ToonPimp's games.
 
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Maiuw2

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Worst fucking garbage game I found on this site, trash H scenes and trash gameplay if it at all can be called gameplay. The author should never attempt to make another video game ever again.
Eh, I really liked this one.
But I've played a lot of jap side-scroller H games.
Each to their own, I think it's great.
 
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