If the eye shadow is the first thing that draws your attention in this image, then you're not a typical male. You might be a girl, a guy who uses eye shadow, someone with a Holmesian level of attention to detail, I don't know. I can't tell for sure if she has eye shadow on, and I only tried to look that closely at her eyelids because of your comment.
Now, this may have been a joke; if so, it might have been a bit too dry. Again, my first time past the post, I didn't even see the text, just the picture.
Not a criticism by any means, just a comment.