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- Jun 6, 2017
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The sad truth about this is that you would have to wait an equivalent of 7 years on Earth for 1 hour on that planet to pass, in other words 1 hour on that planet is 7 Earth-years long. At least if it isn't some kind of magical space.
I can't even muster any theory which could explain the possibility of time passing "faster" when time is relative, maybe only if there is something which would make it feel like time is passing faster when it actually isn't true, like slowing everything down including thought processes in such a way that we wouldn't feel any difference, so in turn everything outside of the scope of what is slowed down would be the same but faster compared to what is slowed down.
Anyways, enough of the random rant, which might also be outside of the scope of what I understand, I shouldn't give a reason to get further off-topic here.
- May 11, 2020
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Let's say it's a half update, so you get half your bet.
What do you want to do, give 1k to everyone or run naked?
- Dec 25, 2017
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- Nov 19, 2017
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Holy shit lmao. It's not short, it's "concentrated", after 7 months he has the balls to say this
The one that should've come out 1 month after the first part? I recall it was around 5 months
Clearly if this guy had lived during WWII the french wouldn´t have surrendered to the nazis.
Now seriously, this is getting ridiculous, the only way Irphaeus does as expected of him is if you expected a dissapointment.
- Aug 25, 2017
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- Jan 2, 2020
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A progress report is meant to update people on various completed tasks (i.e. what exactly they worked on/completed recently). It's a means to document your work. It doesn't mean 'throw a line onto some conveniently black boxes' as if that means 'work.' Look at some other devs for reference, such as MagicNuts. There's nothing logical there, just pure laziness which is wholly fitting at this point lol. Jesus man, do you pay this guy? I seriously cannot wait for this shit update to release so I can read the comments here.
Before reading all new messages I was going to tell you that Irph can do this easily since he can upload whatever he has and call it an update anyway.
Then I saw it's exactly what he's done and has explicitly said it lmao!
- Aug 2, 2019
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- Jan 2, 2020
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Game launch, load, immediate crash, new game for the 5th time, catch up for the 5th time, 20 minutes and one sex scene later "thank fur playang!"
Dev makes another $3k+ for another month of a job well done, next 'progress update' after 6 weeks is a single black box with a red line through it on MS paint. Part II coming soon!
- Nov 19, 2017
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"Jesus man, do you pay this guy?"
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Vash sent that, it's not Irph himself, are you not able to read or do you read between the lines? I understand what a progress report is (and that's exactly what he did) but if you know what Vash does and clearly you don't, ill inform you. He helps write the dialogue and fixes grammar issues. He goes render by render. each black box represents a render, each red line through means it's done and the X means a stopping point. It should be blatantly obvious if you use critical thinking.
I don't get it, the fuck you want him to do? show the renders with the red line through it to show progress? It'd be spoilers, of course he's going to black out the render. Is that too hard for you to understand? Explain to me how he can show the 'work' without spoiling it?
- Jul 25, 2018
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So Irph decided to release the update even though it's not completed yet, just to see Markus Gan lose the bet and watch the video of him running around naked...