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Draupnir7

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drwood said:
Good gameplay is perfectly achievable and should be expected for someone who makes games for a living. And oc I have time to waste on games I just chose to waste it on games that have good gameplay cycles or at least something going for it besides the jpegs. Hence why I downloaded a gallery after being annoyed at the 40min I lost playing this stupid game. Your standards are too low and its effecting the bottom line.
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You give me way too much credit. I have the same amount of pull over the development of this game as you do, which is (thank Christ) nothing.
If you want a gameplay loop befitting the wrinkles you believe your brain has, then go play a game that isn't a vehicle for porn. I'll still be here, having a good time with a decent enough game for what it wants to do and be. And when we both get done masturbating, I'll be the one with a little something to show for it.
 
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How are you supposed to deal with the busty elves? As it is right now is a complete RNG crapshoot. Just spam sleep and Freeze and pray to jeebus that you manage to paralyze her so she doesn't isnta kill you with that FUCKING rock spell? I am really goddamn tempted to just say "fuck it" and use the "I win" cheat on em, cuz this shit ain't balanced.
 
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Draupnir7 said:
You give me way too much credit. I have the same amount of pull over the development of this game as you do, which is (thank Christ) nothing.
If you want a gameplay loop befitting the wrinkles you believe your brain has, then go play a game that isn't a vehicle for porn. I'll still be here, having a good time with a decent enough game for what it wants to do and be. And when we both get done masturbating, I'll be the one with a little something to show for it.
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Do you think its impossible for porn games to be good? You poor man. Also wtf would you have to show for it you speak in circles you still have nothing. I could list off game after game that offers something new the table or at least excels at anything. Tell me what makes this game good. You don't enjoy the game you enjoy the pictures and have deceived yourself into being entertained by the 5 min key jingling in-between each scene like every other westerner. Have an appreciation for work ethic and innovation.
 
PBS666

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Kaffe said:
How are you supposed to deal with the busty elves? As it is right now is a complete RNG crapshoot. Just spam sleep and Freeze and pray to jeebus that you manage to paralyze her so she doesn't isnta kill you with that FUCKING rock spell? I am really goddamn tempted to just say "fuck it" and use the "I win" cheat on em, cuz this shit ain't balanced.
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It's all about timing. Her rock bombardment spell is not at random. Magic shield gives good protection against it. Also, cast concentration before entering combat. Have Clear Mind potions at the ready. She's a tough enemy, but she can beaten. Practice by savescumming.
 
PBS666

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drwood said:
Do you think its impossible for porn games to be good? You poor man. Also wtf would you have to show for it you speak in circles you still have nothing. I could list off game after game that offers something new the table or at least excels at anything. Tell me what makes this game good. You don't enjoy the game you enjoy the pictures and have deceived yourself into being entertained by the 5 min key jingling in-between each scene like every other westerner. Have an appreciation for work ethic and innovation.
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You like to spend a lot of time on this forum moaning about how this game is a waste of your precious time and beneath your "standards" it seems.
I like this game a lot. If that makes me a poor "westener", then I gladly take that title, especially when it comes from someone who is so full of himself it makes me wonder how his shirts fit.
Don't bother to reply. I won't be seeing it. I have no time for your arrogance and pretentiousness.
 
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Draupnir7

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drwood said:
Do you think its impossible for porn games to be good? You poor man. Also wtf would you have to show for it you speak in circles you still have nothing. I could list off game after game that offers something new the table or at least excels at anything. Tell me what makes this game good. You don't enjoy the game you enjoy the pictures and have deceived yourself into being entertained by the 5 min key jingling in-between each scene like every other westerner. Have an appreciation for work ethic and innovation.
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Lemme put it like this: I don't really care about amazing mechanics in a porn game. They're nice to have, yes, and they can add something. But selling a porn game on the mechanics is like selling a car on the luxury options: most average people aren't going to give a fuck about the extras, they just want something to use to go back and forth for a while.
I don't think it's impossible for porn games to be good, I think that past a certain point it's moot to be working on and refining your precious mechanics, when the main focus of a porn game should be on the creation of and access to porn.
If I want to masturbate over mechanics, I'll go play a game that has those mechanics. I have plenty to choose from.
If I want to masturbate over porn, I'll look at porn. I also have plenty of that.
Sometimes I'll want to do both, and for that, I (and I am willing to assume an incredible but unsurprising amount of other people) will easily sacrifice advanced or polished gameplay for the sake of the porn. If I'm trying to get myself off, I'm not going to be playing fucking Dark Souls.
I won't suffer a broken game, but if it works, it works, and this game works.
I won't suffer a slow game, but if things just take a bit to spin up, then I'll push through, and this game does speed up after a bit.
Why don't I just download a gallery? Because the guy wanted to make a game, and the game isn't so obstructive to the porn that downloading a gallery is the preferable option. I am here for the art, not the gameplay. I enjoy the game because of the art, not the gameplay. The art is worth the delay of gameplay, and the delay of gameplay has been nearly universally painless, with my only exception admitted previously and being explained in the guide. It is a trade I willingly make because the gameplay is not as painful as you make it seem. Especially since - and this is a minor but prudent point - this version of RPGM has mouse compatibility.

The only problem here is your obnoxious and undeservedly high personal standards for a porn game of all fucking things in the wide-ass world, which are far more masturbatory than anything else on this site.
 
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PBS666 said:
From the changelog: Training with Jaina – Jaina now trains every Wednesday and Saturday’s morning outside of the tavern. Krowly can join her to get a buff for a week, and possible buttfuck scene. Also, check out Jaina’s pixel animations ^_^
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Wasn't there a new scene where Krowly can fuck Jaina ?
 
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PBS666 said:
Training with Jaina – Jaina now trains every Wednesday and Saturday’s morning outside of the tavern. Krowly can join her to get a buff for a week, and possible buttfuck scene. Also, check out Jaina’s pixel animations ^_^
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This is a bit misleading... It can be Jaina fucking Krowly... That's why I'm asking.
 
Golem98

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Hello everyone, please refrain from using UploadHaven, as it gave me some sort of virus called "Energy" I believe it is some sort of crypto miner or adware, fortunately it wasn't too difficult to get rid of (at least I think I did). Anyways I believe what caused the issue was that I had clicked on the timer that was on the site (that I had to wait for to start my download) and then I foolishly ran the inner file/.exe/whatever rather than to have assumed something was wrong. Also as a side note when using Windows Defender Antivirus to directly scan the virus' folder, it had come up as if there were no issues. I'm writing this post as a warning for others and I urge all of you to check your systems for the virus. Keep in mind that I am not blaming the uploader, the dev or F95zone for the virus that I had, I am blaming both myself (for my stupidity) and UploadHaven for having the virus in the first place. This is just part and parcel of our shared filthy hobby haha. Also keep in mind that I am not some sort of computer expert, I'm definitely better than most people but I am still far from being an expert. In case you do have Energy I've added a step by step process on how I removed it from my computer below.

I ONLY KNOW HOW TO USE WINDOWS, SO ANY MAC AND LINUS USERS, I CAN'T HELP YOU.​

How to remove Energy (how I did it myself);
  1. Open Task Manager.
  2. Go to that Startup tab.
  3. Disable Energy.
  4. Restart your computer.
  5. Go back to Task Manager's Startup tab.
  6. Right click Energy and select "Open File Location".
  7. Delete the folder that holds all of Energy's files. (Go back one folder in the file directory and select the folder that holds all the files you first see after step 6)
  8. Go to Recycle Bin/Trash on your PC.
  9. Delete Energy's folder inside Recycle Bin/Trash.
  10. If you have a good virus scanner run a full scan just in case and/or for peace of mind.
  11. An entry for Energy will likely remain within your Task Manager's Startup tab, if you right click it and see that the "Open File Location" option is no longer available (like in the image below) than that means that Energy is now just a Invalid Entry, and as far as I know it's now harmless even if you were to Enable it (don't do that anyways haha).
Screenshot (518).png

If you want to remove Energy's Invalid Entry from Task Manager's Startup tab, then I'll refer you to use 'Autoruns' for Windows. Keep in mind that this step is not 100% required, as an Invalid Entry, Energy is now completely harmless and it can't do anything, it's only real downside is the waste of space it now is. Autoruns is an official product that's either by Microsoft themselves or endorsed by them, either way I'm just trying to say that it's safe to use, I'd also like to add that it's free. I hope this helps people and I recommend that you all start to avoid UploadHaven from now on.
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If you do use Autoruns than you should see that Energy is highlighted in yellow if you had followed the steps properly.

IF YOU REMOVE THE WRONG FILE WITH AUTORUNS YOU CAN REALLY FUCK UP YOUR COMPUTER SO BE CAREFUL WITH IT!
IT'S VERY EASY TO USE SO DON'T WORRY, JUST DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH IT!​


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This is my final result after using Autoruns, if you compare this image with the one from before you will see that Energy is no longer listed.
 
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Golem98 said:
Hello everyone, please refrain from using UploadHaven, as it gave me some sort of virus called "Energy" I believe it is some sort of crypto miner or adware, fortunately it wasn't too difficult to get rid of (at least I think I did). Anyways I believe what caused the issue was that I had clicked on the timer that was on the site (that I had to wait for to start my download) and then I foolishly ran the inner file/.exe/whatever rather than to have assumed something was wrong. Also as a side note when using Windows Defender Antivirus to directly scan the virus' folder, it had come up as if there were no issues. I'm writing this post as a warning for others and I urge all of you to check your systems for the virus. Keep in mind that I am not blaming the uploader, the dev or F95zone for the virus that I had, I am blaming both myself (for my stupidity) and UploadHaven for having the virus in the first place. This is just part and parcel of our shared filthy hobby haha. Also keep in mind that I am not some sort of computer expert, I'm definitely better than most people but I am still far from being an expert. In case you do have Energy I've added a step by step process on how I removed it from my computer below.

I ONLY KNOW HOW TO USE WINDOWS, SO ANY MAC AND LINUS USERS, I CAN'T HELP YOU.​

How to remove Energy (how I did it myself);
  1. Open Task Manager.
  2. Go to that Startup tab.
  3. Disable Energy.
  4. Restart your computer.
  5. Go back to Task Manager's Startup tab.
  6. Right click Energy and select "Open File Location".
  7. Delete the folder that holds all of Energy's files. (Go back one folder in the file directory and select the folder that holds all the files you first see after step 6)
  8. Go to Recycle Bin/Trash on your PC.
  9. Delete Energy's folder inside Recycle Bin/Trash.
  10. If you have a good virus scanner run a full scan just in case and/or for peace of mind.
  11. An entry for Energy will likely remain within your Task Manager's Startup tab, if you right click it and see that the "Open File Location" option is no longer available (like in the image below) than that means that Energy is now just a Invalid Entry, and as far as I know it's now harmless even if you were to Enable it (don't do that anyways haha).
View attachment 1827266

If you want to remove Energy's Invalid Entry from Task Manager's Startup tab, then I'll refer you to use 'Autoruns' for Windows. Keep in mind that this step is not 100% required, as an Invalid Entry, Energy is now completely harmless and it can't do anything, it's only real downside is the waste of space it now is. Autoruns is an official product that's either by Microsoft themselves or endorsed by them, either way I'm just trying to say that it's safe to use, I'd also like to add that it's free. I hope this helps people and I recommend that you all start to avoid UploadHaven from now on.
You must be registered to see the links

If you do use Autoruns than you should see that Energy is highlighted in yellow if you had followed the steps properly.

IF YOU REMOVE THE WRONG FILE WITH AUTORUNS YOU CAN REALLY FUCK UP YOUR COMPUTER SO BE CAREFUL WITH IT!
IT'S VERY EASY TO USE SO DON'T WORRY, JUST DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH IT!​


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This is my final result after using Autoruns, if you compare this image with the one from before you will see that Energy is no longer listed.
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You should bring it up in the Approved file hosts thread. I have had no issues with uploadheaven. And trying to replicate what you did didn't work for me.
 
LoneRanger11

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Warlock and Boobs 0.353.0.2

Changelog:

Hotfix 1. It fixes the issue with Jaina's training scene if you don't have enough relationship points
Hotfix 2. It fixes a number of small issues

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