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I think that's the first time I've seen you swear, Joshy...Polls?
Every fucking time.
I think that's the first time I've seen you swear, Joshy...Polls?
Every fucking time.
srsly there is like 1000+ NTS phone by now , same storyline everytime XD , and don't forgot the you and your wife just moved to new city , 3 updates later the wife is cum dumb of the entire city.Fear not! Next week we're gonna have 3 more phone games where MC gets separated from his girlfriend for months or years and will never have any interactions with her other than looking at pictures of her fucking other guys.
I wouldn't mind it that much (well, except for the "entire city" part) if it was done similar to Netorase Phone. But noooo, we gotta have the (black) colleague who is secretly trying to steal MCs gf, the (black) gym trainer, who gropes gf's ass and touches the edge of her pussy — but maybe that's just normal way to do exercise, how can an adult woman tell — an old, seemingly innocent neighbor who just can't do the house chores on his own, but ofc, is a leecher who wants to see gf bend over in a french maid skirt. MC and his gf, of course, can't communicate anything, MC can't find time for sex and when he does, he turns out to be a minuteman.and don't forgot the you and your wife just moved to new city , 3 updates later the wife is cum dumb of the entire city.
something that always makes me LaughI wouldn't mind it that much (well, except for the "entire city" part) if it was done similar to Netorase Phone. But noooo, we gotta have the (black) colleague who is secretly trying to steal MCs gf, the (black) gym trainer, who gropes gf's ass and touches the edge of her pussy — but maybe that's just normal way to do exercise, how can an adult woman tell — an old, seemingly innocent neighbor who just can't do the house chores on his own, but ofc, is a leecher who wants to see gf bend over in a french maid skirt.
DOn't forget the leacherous boss! thats like the snoozefest triumvirate - aggressive black guy, geriatric neighbor, and blackmailing boss. I swear you wouldnt even need ai to write these things!I wouldn't mind it that much (well, except for the "entire city" part) if it was done similar to Netorase Phone. But noooo, we gotta have the (black) colleague who is secretly trying to steal MCs gf, the (black) gym trainer, who gropes gf's ass and touches the edge of her pussy — but maybe that's just normal way to do exercise, how can an adult woman tell — an old, seemingly innocent neighbor who just can't do the house chores on his own, but ofc, is a leecher who wants to see gf bend over in a french maid skirt. MC and his gf, of course, can't communicate anything, MC can't find time for sex and when he does, he turns out to be a minuteman.
To be fair, at least some of them make it so that the relationship only recently started going downhill. The passion is waning after years of marriage, the husband only recently started staying very late at his job, bf is on the verge of a promotion or a big deal, so that's why he has to make that trip abroad. So before that wife/gf had enough attention from him to not be tempted, I guess. Still stupid ofc.something that always makes me Laugh
NTR games are something else when it comes to logic or rather, the complete lack of it. The female lead is always this pure, loyal wife who’s been devoted to the MC for decades, but the second the game starts, her brain turns to mush. One accidental brush against her hip from some random guy, and suddenly she’s having a full existential crisis:
"Wait… is that… his hand on my lower back? No, it can’t be… He wouldn’t… But it feels so warm… And my husband isn’t here right now… Should I move? But what if he didn’t mean it? Oh no, his fingers are slipping under my skirt—but I’ve been married for 20 years! This is wrong… right?"
Meanwhile, in reality, any normal person would’ve elbowed the creep in the ribs and called the cops five seconds in. But in NTR land, she needs a 10-minute internal monologue just to process that yes, someone other than her husband is copping a feel.
And don’t even get me started on how these women somehow survived 20 whole years without cheating. Like, was the entire world just empty before the game started? Did no one ever bump into her on the train? Did no cashier ever give her a suggestive smile? Did her gym not have a single muscular trainer until now? It’s like the universe conspired to keep her "pure" just so the second the player hits "New Game," every man in a 10-mile radius suddenly gains +100 seduction stats.
The best part? The MC is usually the most oblivious dude alive. His wife comes home with smudged lipstick, her clothes inside out, and a hickey the size of Tokyo, and he’s just like, "Huh, honey, you seem tired today. Want some tea?" Meanwhile, the player is screaming at the screen because how do you miss this?!
i know they are Porn logic and many love this , but i always have these thoughts whenever i see something like this and always Manges to make me Laugh , as you said early many people just to fap (me as well).
what's the best game that handled NTR in most realistic way ? what is the trope in games that make you laugh ?
Are these polls about which content the dev is gonna tackle first, or polls about which direction the game should take? If it's the first then it's not such a big deal as long as all content gets implemented.Polls?
Every fucking time.
But AI would be able to write 1000s of them in an hour.I swear you wouldnt even need ai to write these things!
I don't know, sorry, I was just replying to Johnny's quote. But I’m just over polls no matter what it is happening in every single game in the genre.Are these polls about which content the dev is gonna tackle first, or polls about which direction the game should take? If it's the first then it's not such a big deal as long as all content gets implemented.
But if it's the latter, well that's a brilliant way to get burned out on a project.
Yeah I prefer when devs have a solid plan and roadmap of their games. Feedback is good of course, but letting people dictate the way the game goes can turn out badly.I don't know, sorry, I was just replying to Johnny's quote. But I’m just over polls no matter what it is happening in every single game in the genre.
But just to make sure. Would you be:I don't know, sorry, I was just replying to Johnny's quote. But I’m just over polls no matter what it is happening in every single game in the genre.
And how can we forget gf's slutty best friend who just wants the gf to "live a little bit". And by that she means get drunk at a bar that they went to without MC, get groped by some guys during dancing and then suck a couple of guys in the bathroom stall. And if MC doesn't learn about it, it won't hurt him *shrug*DOn't forget the leacherous boss! thats like the snoozefest triumvirate - aggressive black guy, geriatric neighbor, and blackmailing boss. I swear you wouldnt even need ai to write these things!
A whole genre of games I avoid.srsly there is like 1000+ NTS phone by now , same storyline everytime XD , and don't forgot the you and your wife just moved to new city , 3 updates later the wife is cum dumb of the entire city.
He said story routes they are considering in the poll. It's in the headline.If you read the poll, he did not imply that the poll would influence which way the game was going. He is still planning on doing all 4 paths. He just wanted feedback to see what people were interested in.
Yes but the 4 main routes are being done, it's the little variables under each route they are not settled on yet.He said story routes they are considering in the poll. It's in the headline.
I'm sorry for all you guys who aren't excited for this, but I have to share this with you:Fear not! Next week we're gonna have 3 more phone games where MC gets separated from his girlfriend for months or years and will never have any interactions with her other than looking at pictures of her fucking other guys.
Fixed that for ya.And how can we forget gf's slutty best friend who just wants the gf to "live a little bit". And by that she means get drunk at a bar that they went to without MC, get groped by some guys during dancing and then suck a couple of guys in the bathroom stall. And if MCdoesn't learn about it, it won't hurt him *shrug*gives the thumbs up ahead of time, and informed about every debauched activity in real-time, then everyone's happy!
The main 4 routes will be there regardless of the outcome of the poll. Though I have mentioned it on f95zone I never officially announced it on my patreon. That is why I opened the poll to free members as well. I wanted to achieve two things out of the poll. 1) I wanted to announce that there will be 4 paths in an engaging post. I believed a poll would have people more engaged. 2) I wanted to see if I am missing any interesting plot lines.He said story routes they are considering in the poll. It's in the headline.
So that's who's to blame for those games popping up like mushrooms after rain! You will pay for that!I'm sorry for all you guys who aren't excited for this, but I have to share this with you:
I'm living in the GOLDEN AGE of (porn) gaming. I can't get enough of these games! They are so immersive for me!
At least on paper. In reality it's only two or three of the numerous games that are worth playing. But keep 'em coming I say! I will dig through all the trash and find those elusive gold nuggets!
Fixed that for ya.Don't shame me, I like some of these dumb tropes, sometimes!
Lol I cracked up irl at your descriptions of "Did no cashier ever give her a suggestive smile? Did her gym not have a single muscular trainer until now?", so true.something that always makes me Laugh
NTR games are something else when it comes to logic or rather, the complete lack of it. The female lead is always this pure, loyal wife who’s been devoted to the MC for decades, but the second the game starts, her brain turns to mush. One accidental brush against her hip from some random guy, and suddenly she’s having a full existential crisis:
"Wait… is that… his hand on my lower back? No, it can’t be… He wouldn’t… But it feels so warm… And my husband isn’t here right now… Should I move? But what if he didn’t mean it? Oh no, his fingers are slipping under my skirt—but I’ve been married for 20 years! This is wrong… right?"
Meanwhile, in reality, any normal person would’ve elbowed the creep in the ribs and called the cops five seconds in. But in NTR land, she needs a 10-minute internal monologue just to process that yes, someone other than her husband is copping a feel.
And don’t even get me started on how these women somehow survived 20 whole years without cheating. Like, was the entire world just empty before the game started? Did no one ever bump into her on the train? Did no cashier ever give her a suggestive smile? Did her gym not have a single muscular trainer until now? It’s like the universe conspired to keep her "pure" just so the second the player hits "New Game," every man in a 10-mile radius suddenly gains +100 seduction stats.
The best part? The MC is usually the most oblivious dude alive. His wife comes home with smudged lipstick, her clothes inside out, and a hickey the size of Tokyo, and he’s just like, "Huh, honey, you seem tired today. Want some tea?" Meanwhile, the player is screaming at the screen because how do you miss this?!
i know they are Porn logic and many love this , but i always have these thoughts whenever i see something like this and always Manges to make me Laugh , as you said early many people just to fap (me as well).
what's the best game that handled NTR in most realistic way ? what is the trope in games that make you laugh ?
This is why I find most ntr games as boring as harem games. In both, the outcome is predetermined. My favorite kind of game is where you truly DON'T know what will happen; Will we be able to date and bang this girl? Will this girl be a huge whore and we walk in on her getting spitroasted? Can we be friends? Can we be enemies?It’s like the universe conspired to keep her "pure" just so the second the player hits "New Game," every man in a 10-mile radius suddenly gains +100 seduction stats.