Can we make this about games? If so,
pick your fighter!
• The 'nerdy' female with self-esteem issues even though she is insanely hot and in reality would have 3.000 guys per minute hitting on her via social media;
• The dumbfound 'young' female character who knows so little about sex she may as well have lived in a basement all her life.
• Knowing the other character's thoughts. i.e.: (Oh God why am I so wet around him he is so cute oh God)
• Main characters who are
all the time instead of figuring obvious stuff before their very eyes.
• The protagonist that only plays videogames, with such reflected in-game, but is so absurdly ripped and masculine that female characters cannot physically resist him (bonus: the character model is actually lithe as fuck)
• The """old""" character who is also absurdly gorgeous, but believes she is "old, saggy, past her prime" when in reality she, too, would have 3.000 guys per minute (let's call it gpm) hitting on her at work, the street, via social media, etc.