- Sep 23, 2016
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What's the worst adult game you've played?
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- Sep 25, 2016
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well, worst? maybe this "Dangerous Water", just try it 
and...
any games came here in 0.1 .... 0.00001 versions (because it's need an updates)
any games thats needs update each week or month (because it's not finished yet)
any games thats unfinished in here,
because they want your money
and specially to any games that not put kinetic tag in their game, and kinetic novel that forced you to push a button so you can pause and read their story. or any choice that put you to game over, or just fake choice, because what ever ever you choose it will stay linear
the point is i don't like kinetic novel
when i see a multiple choices, my brain automatically told to read the damn story, not you devs
IMHO
and...
any games came here in 0.1 .... 0.00001 versions (because it's need an updates)
any games thats needs update each week or month (because it's not finished yet)
any games thats unfinished in here,
because they want your money
and specially to any games that not put kinetic tag in their game, and kinetic novel that forced you to push a button so you can pause and read their story. or any choice that put you to game over, or just fake choice, because what ever ever you choose it will stay linear
the point is i don't like kinetic novel
when i see a multiple choices, my brain automatically told to read the damn story, not you devs
IMHO
Imagine wanting to be paid for hours and hours of tedious work, what is this, capitalism?
- Oct 12, 2017
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A lot of the latest Selectacorp games are terrible, yet still earns a lot on Pateron somehow. Just plagued with bugs, game mechanics are pretty bad, very little to fap too.
- Jun 10, 2017
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Sometimes, when I look at the code behind a game, I wonder if the money isn't in fact to buy the silence of the authorities about the many humans sacrifices made by the author to make his game not crash every single seconds.
Whenever I play Superpowered I feel like I must be doing something wrong. It seems like an endless repetition of talking to girls in school and never getting any closer to having actual superpowers or even doing anything interesting.
- Sep 25, 2016
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oh, did you forget to quote my smiling emoji ?
we all need money, what i mean is, how they want to get that money.
without disrespecting anyone, i know is not easy to make a game.
but, thats just my opinions
work less but want to get more.
i'm never trying to persuade peoples to stop their patreon towards devs
some devs is worth to support, some not.
- Jun 2, 2018
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Off the top of my head I'm going to say Aching Dreams 2 though I'd say a lot of early access adult games, games that use rpgm in a manner just to lengthen out shit gameplay, majority of 3d adult games, and I don't really care for adult vn's bc I just feel like im slogging through dialogue that I don't really care about. Personally I think Alibi games r mediocre at best when talking solely about gameplay. I really enjoyed playing Goblin Walker though from Rusimarudou though bc the controls felt very good and the game didn't reward u for losing. Sidescrollers r mostly shit I find bc of that. Whats the point of playing if I have to lose to see an animation? Honestly from my experience, I'd say majority of adult games tend to be more so on the shitty side bc devs either are very inexperienced when games let alone good concepts for an adult game or its like oh well its an adult game why put all my effort in when I know someone will buy my piece of crap which is really a shame bc u figure this industry wouldnt be ideal for profit considering how niche it is. I know making games can be hard. I've made a game myself in unity and honestly I don't think my skill is at a level I'd consider worth selling but having some level of quality control would actually be nice for once.
tl;dr
Most adult games suck and need a level of quality control.
tl;dr
Most adult games suck and need a level of quality control.
- Aug 7, 2018
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I don't remember the name game but I do remember what turned me off.
1) If the character wasn't an unbelievable asshole then they were an unbelievable idiot.
2) The plot is: "Yeah, we know that your dead uncle was a pervert and an asshole who ruined our lives, it was his last wish and want to respect that."
3) The MC... he is just waaaaaaaaay too forgiving.
1) If the character wasn't an unbelievable asshole then they were an unbelievable idiot.
2) The plot is: "Yeah, we know that your dead uncle was a pervert and an asshole who ruined our lives, it was his last wish and want to respect that."
3) The MC... he is just waaaaaaaaay too forgiving.
- Sep 7, 2017
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I tend to avoid 0.01s and such and anything that looks bad I don't even try so my answer is going to be anything by Slonique, especially Abyss which was my introduction to his games. It's not until you put a bunch of time into it that you realize how fucking garbage they are as games.
I dislike VNs and RPGM games, so I usually avoid them and opt for a more side-scrolling type of game, and out of those the "female protagonist that gets raped when knocked-out" always struck me as odd, "is this game punishing me with porn???", "Yeah, I just finished this game without dying once, let me just stand in front of this enemy and tank all his attacks to finally die and get the thing I came here for...", that's why I went towards male protagonist games, at least in them you get rewarded when you win.
- Oct 10, 2017
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Son of a Bitch.: Tons of effor are put into that game yet its a soulkilling mindflayer.
Another game i will not even name (and is already abandoned), i made a review on it and have a long post in its thread because i simply couldn't bear it in silence. When your gameplay is clicking. Cookie clicker style. Endlessly. Forever. All eternity. For nothing. For something insultingly ridiculous non-sexy absurdity. After thousands of clicks (no exaggeration here, seriously, i was counting after a while.)
- Living embodiment of Russian Grind trope (its a russian game so no suprise there). Do everything 40 times (once per day) to progress one step on a 30-step scale which opens another scale and so on.
- It uses RL pornflicks but a way like this. You can sex your mother for example. You get a blowjob. It uses a clip that shows both actors, X guy and Y actress. In another event you can fuck your mother. But the clip for that stars Z guy and W actress. Totally random flicks that barely care to bother showing the right act even they suppose to represent.
- The language is supposedly translated. What it means in reality is that half the words in a sentence there are in english the other half are in russian and i couldn't understand roughly 90% of the writings because i simply couldn't figure out what was going on, words were following eachother seemingly in totally random order. The remaining 10% i guessed successfully.
- This hails from Russian Grind and i guess a trope in its own. To see a certain event you kinda have to be at a certain location in august 17 (the game uses minute-by-minute (Skippable to day)earlymorning,morning,noon,afternoon,evening,night,latenight (each has to be skipped separately) per-day/week/year system) at 2:45 am at a certain tree with a rose in your hand, wearing a certain set of clothes, having a certain amount of Charisma, Strength score and had to finished english course on the university. And nothing gives you a hint on any of these. Missed it? Good luck next year! I just made up these details obviously but generally this is how the progression works. You can do a ton of things in that game.. but what you can do the best is to miss out most of the content. (Non-matching lowquality porn flicks from between the 90's untill today).
- You avatar is Zack Efron! while he was still Disney channel aged.
Another game i will not even name (and is already abandoned), i made a review on it and have a long post in its thread because i simply couldn't bear it in silence. When your gameplay is clicking. Cookie clicker style. Endlessly. Forever. All eternity. For nothing. For something insultingly ridiculous non-sexy absurdity. After thousands of clicks (no exaggeration here, seriously, i was counting after a while.)
- May 6, 2017
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- the tyrant, repeatly forcing to see other people fucking is most anoying thing
- most rags game is confusing
- most rags game is confusing
Probably this one flash game I played years ago that involved literal brain fucking, don't remember the name of it, if it even had one.
I absolutely disagree with the idea about the Japanese games. A lot of novels and other games were very beautiful with well-written characters, etc. The only problem is the translation, often bad localization spoils the impression of the game. And so in the Japanese games, even
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escorts look alive and sympathize with them.
- May 2, 2018
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As I recall, you can avoid all the actual sex scenes with old dudes, I may be wrong. I don't much care for old/young stuff either, but that's really more of a preference than a "bad" game imo.
- Sep 18, 2017
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I can't remember. I played way too many Games and there is none that stands out as completely terrible. I just hate some Games that have ridiculous Game Over Screens when you pick a fucking option the Dev did not want you to pick. Like there are some Games that are like Puzzle Games, you have to pick the Options the Dev wants you to pick or you are Game over. And its not the obvious decisions that would make sense...
- May 10, 2017
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