What's the worst adult game you've played?

[Ennoch]

I have to update mine to Wild Sex Airlines as #1, it's uh... Ok, I'm not really sure how to put it other then what the actual fuck...

I had to try that one out! Its funny as hell! I mean its sooo bad in every single aspect that i just couldn't stop laughing

 

[Xorgroth]

I had to try that one out! Its funny as hell! I mean its sooo bad in every single aspect that i just couldn't stop laughing

I made it through about 2 minutes before I had to stop and burn it. If you thought that was funny, try Orval. The renders in that ones were pretty bad, though oddly more playable than Wild Sex Airlines. Some people complained it didn't work on 64-bit Win 10 but if you go into the main folder and run the exe, it seems to work fine.

 

[slim dickwitz]

College life by MikeMasters. So much grind and basically impossible to play without a walkthrough. Has none of the tension of BigBrother or AuPair Innocence which makes the grind worth it.

 

[dusty stu]

..and why?

Old topic is old. But it lit my muse...

Hard games are hard to describe. Are they bad because they are unfinished? Are they bad because they are low quality made in 10 hours POS'? I'll throw a few games out there that disapointed me the most or were terrible in hindsight.

1. Every newgrounds game circa 15 years ago (when I just discovered porn and didn't know any better).

2. Sim Brothel & Slave Maker, Circa 10 years ago. Absolutely filled with horrible quality censored anime fan art. But, it actualy had a decent sim brothel gameplay loop. It prob inspired most brothel sims to come after.

3. Cloud Meadow. The dev abducts the art resources from the original (breading season) and somehow makes a worse game in the process. ffs

3. Every Jap RPG except a golden few. (Good: Beat Blades Haruka, Violated Heroine. Bad: literally everything else). Why? Censored images, giant fucking titties girls everywhere, shitty emo teen MCs, and stereotype girl personalities. Oh, and the massive amounts of cucking.

4. Life Play. This looked so promising. But after spending only 10 minutes I gave it up. The UI is super dog shit and the gameplay is also shitty.

 

[Ataios]

My Lesbian Roommate

This one is simply explained: Because I expected a lesbian game, while it was actually a game about a male MC trying to turn a lesbian woman straight - to me this was the absolute anticlimax, the ultimate boner killer, the bucket of freezing water over my dick. Now it has been correctly renamed My New Roommate though.

 

[freedom.call]

Worst game I've played through most of and at some point even liked I have to say Dual Family. What a disappointment that is.

Any game with mini games and/or incessant clicking to fill bars are instant deletes.

 

[Korder]

For obvious reasons I don't really remember the worst games I've played. They're just chucked in the bin. Generally the worst crap I come across are visual novels. Why? Because they require good writing to work, and good writing in visual novels in general and porn in particular is exceedingly rare.

 

[Meep_Morp_Zeet]

Most porn games are bad because either they're rip offs of some other better game or their English is bad

 

[kaiten]

I dare anyone to find something worse than the Framboise series. Double dare, in fact.
The true evidence of a bad game is when even the target audience can't enjoy the fetishes for the horribleness of the game.

 

[Hajtand]

I dare anyone to find something worse than the Framboise series. Double dare, in fact.

The fetishes in the games are certainly odd, the graphics are not "bad" and the games themselves are actually functional. I acknowledge the question in the OP is personal, but I'll like to cast a little perspective on the situation. Calling them the worst in this context is like saying other people should stop eating ice cream because you are lactose intolerant.

There are hot messes of bug riddled garbage out there that doesn't even work.

 

[kaiten]

I haven't played them all, agreed, but the couple I did play I had to tweak to hell and back just to get past the start point...In fact in one of them I couldn't progress past the first scene no matter what I did.
They just seem like the epitome of crappy games, awful gameplay, forgettable graphics, no writing to speak of, no plot...The only redeeming quality might be the unusual fetishes being portrayed, I guess.

 

[Hajtand]

I've cleared one of the games as a personal challenge called "Framboise in Pervertville" without much trouble. Except for my disgust.
I tried another of the games posted here, I think it was called Errands, but I couldn't be bothered to clear the game. I was never stuck on the first screen of any of their games. One of their games is an android only game, I guess that could cause some issues.

I mean we also have games like this:

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The art direction in sexpons is like aspiring to be Chris (simpson artist) but with porn.

 

[kaiten]

Alright, I'll concede. I tip my hat to you, sir.

 

[Hajtand]

Heh, it's like veterans telling war stories of hells they have been through. Weird boners everywhere, blueballing, bugs suddenly taking out a portion of the gameplay... the milking—the milking of the patreon system. Why aren't they sending any support or updates? We are alone out here, we have to make it somehow rationing on the joy of Summertime Saga every quarter. Hoping for some support from our japanese allies every now and then.

 

[Hajtand]

My earlier comment is unappreciable of the many good porn games out there... I meant no disrespect towards the great porn gods

 

[Nameless One]

Unfortunately,people are desperate for something good so they usually latch on to something that looks good but in reality it's shit. Most porn games are shit for these reasons:bad gameplay,bad story and bad art. Many developers simply try to cash in on people's needs without any quality control. Then,we have the glorious abuse of systems like Patreon. I've lost count of how stupid people can get when the developer is obviously lying to their face and is emptying their wallet faster than if Flash was a street whore.

Fortunately,we have some good examples that have been mentioned here. I'll add Katawa Shoujo,if it hasn't been mentioned already.