We don't really operate in the real world. We tried to hire look-a-likes to give that a whirl, but they wanted a lot more money than we make. Especially when we said we would save money by playing the MC ourselves.
Wait, wait... you are telling me that you folks work your ass off on every spare minute allowed by your real life, for the money?? What a bunch of cheapskates!
What about GLORY and (lack of) GRATITUDE from a few leechers like myself?
I'm really disappointed.
On a serious note: stop saying "the next update will be shorter and faster", 9 out of 10 you end up doing a huge episode that tops the previous record. a part of it is due to the massive amount of choices you have to cover but i feel the main reason is that you want to give a satisfactory scene (or dialogue or whatever) and not a rushed one.
People will complain no matter what:
- episode in 2 months sharp: meh, the last episode had more lewd scenes and the story was better
- the biggest episode ever made: it took almost 4 months, it's unacceptable! you're stealing my money, even if I'm not a patreon.