You forgot the cliche "bros before hoes".I can already see the intro
Dave - "Dude why haven't you hit me up man?"
MC - "I really wanted to bud, but I've had a fuck ton to do and my dick is constantly hurting."
Dave - "Man TMI, you going to see a doctor?"
MC - "I considered it, but I'd probably just end up balls deep in her too."
Dave - "What if the Doc is a man?"
MC - "Dude, you are like the 4th man to even show up in this town... I'll take my chances."
- Francois
- The lawyer
- Dogboy
what kind of complex does "Dave" have?