Well, guys, I really think I'm headed for a cliff with my generous stance on love in this game (by generous, I mean fucking everything that moves, of course). The tightrope I'm tapdancing between the relationships keeps getting more and more frayed as my conque...*ahem* romances get closer and closer to "going public". And the Avagators (teeny red-headed, freckle-faced alligators, dear god!) are watching hungrily below on their "faithful" island, ready to pounce should misfortune befall me and players like me. We're safe for now, barely, but the future's making me sweat just thinking about it...
I'm gonna take a revolutionary stance. It's time for a meta plan of attack here. WE. CANNOT. LET. AVARON. BE. RIGHT. AGAIN. She does it too damn much, and we'll never hear the end of it. Do you wanna get devoured? No! So let's brainstorm here!
The story's on its tracks, and we don't have control of the switches. All we Generous Souls can do is keep spreading the love and dodging bullets. So here's my proposed strategy: WE SEDUCE CHEEKYGIMP TOO. Wrap ol' Cheeky around our fingers. It's a numbers game, after all, so if we all give it a whirl, one of us is bound to get through. And then we whine, in that disgustingly cute manner that makes people wrapped around your finger jump to do whatever you want. And WE CUTELY WHINE FOR A HAREM ENDING. Is this an honorable move? NO! Will it make things uncomfortable around here? YES! But: do we have the resolve to do what needs to be done anyway? I SAY WE DO!!!
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This is a brainstorm session though, so if you've got a better idea, by all means share. Oh, and someone guard the door, we don't want Cheeky or the Avagators catching wind of this....