- Jul 26, 2023
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I tried the Troll Spray for you. It didn't work unfortunately, I'll have to get some that's not out of date.Wow! That is a lot of hate. I'm meltiiiiiiing!!! Looks like someone left the gates of the cunt farm open while I was away. I have to laugh at some of these clowns "Well, that's my subscription cancelled..." Do you think any of the rational people here on F95 believe you? If you had a subscription, you would have messaged me on Patreon! Your subscription was as real as your girlfriend. Although our opinion of "real" might differ: For me, two rolled up sleeping bags, tied with a belt, dressed up in one of your mother's old summer dresses isn't real, but maybe in your head, it's as real as it gets. If any of you WERE actually patrons and are looking for a refund, then please message me on Patreon and I'm happy to oblige. I would never want to charge you for a product that you're not happy with.
For some reason, I don't expect many Patreon refund messages from the Cuckoo nest crew who have been trolling recently. They are too busy checking their room for spycams, wondering how I knew about the sleeping bags and trying to get Momma's wedding photo back into the frame before she realizes it's missing. And probably subscribing to Patreon for the first time, so they can prove me wrong and ask for a refund!
For those who want to post actual feedback ON THE GAME (whether you ever paid for the game or not), I am always open to feedback and different opinions, and I am genuinely interested in what people like / don't like (about the game, not me ) or what scenes work / don't work and how we can improve. And for those that have given me legitimate feedback (even if it's negative) , thanks a lot, please continue to do so. Although I don't check in here as often as I used to, as there is a lot of human stains that I need to step over to get to the valid comments.
But for the clowns who just want to spout hate: Some of the comments says more about you and your real-life problems, than it does about me or WTHI. It's a porn game folks, chill the fuck out! If you want to offer an opinion on the game (I'm cool whether you think it's good, bad or indifferent), go for it, but don't try to tell me what is best for me, as you don't know anything about me, so what makes you think you know better? It's for the same reason why I don't tell you that you're a little too old to play tickles with uncle Fred. (Remember that time he taught you how to milk a cow blindfolded? Didn't you find it strange that you don't own a cow?) If you bothered to read any of the comms I have written about my decisions, you might get some insight. And if you STILL disagree, then that's fine. At the end of the day, all you're doing is giving me a chuckle and letting the rest of F95 know that another crazy has lumbered out of the basement to tell the world he is in a bad mood.
There was a recent F95 post where one of the most sucessful devs (in terms of units sold) had set up a forum to give other devs tips, etc. about how to launch on Steam. I found it really useful and was looking forward to follow-on posts, but so many haters came out of the woodwork to tell him he was shit and what the fuck did he know, etc. that the DEV seems to have given up on these posts which is a real shame. It boggles the mind that these morons think they know better than one of the most successful devs ever. Anyway just using that example to show that this is the shit that drives DEVs away from F95. But not me, I'll still be lurking in the background as always, but not everyone is as thick-skinned as me! (i.e. I don't give a fuck what crazies think of me... other than the crazy I married). So, trolls.... keep on truckin and see you at the next intersection!
But if playing games (in general or WTHI specifically) makes you THAT pissed off, then maybe you should give it a break and do something in your life that doesn't make you angry. You can use the Patreon refund from the 100% legitimate patronage that you had (wink wink) to do something fun. Any dickhead with a keyboard can spout hate, but it doesn't mean you should. Do you honestly think people read your comments and think... "Hmmm, that well-adjusted, mature human makes a valid point." Whatever happened to you in your life that has you so angry, it's not my fault, so ranting at me isn't gonna help. Unless one of you is actually my missus who uses F95 to secretly sling shit, because I'm not a good listener in real life- in that case, it IS my fault, I'm sorry love and I'll see you downstairs for dinner at 5pm.
I am sure that many here will agree with me.
YOU ARE DOING AN AWESOME JOB AND WE LOVE YOUR GAME AND YOU FOR THE HOURS OF ENJOYMENT WE GET FROM IT!
The fact that you even check a pirate site to see what those getting your game for free are thinking, saying and experiencing says a lot more about you than the haters.
Keep it up mate. There is lots more love than hate here!