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I’m not sure ,but I hope this game never ends. Monica for life.
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Oh no! I knew it, touching Wanda results in crabs!
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A reimagining of Die Hard.
MC is Bruce Willis. Monica is Bonnie Bedelia. Zarah is Harry Ellis. Katie is Hans. Lily is Sgt Powell. Elaine and her slutty sister are the FBI guys.
Instead of the Nakatomi building, it takes place at the MTV Beach House. MC just wanted to have a quiet Christmas Eve with his wife Monica, but Monica's being a real pain in the ass. Then Katie and her gang of thugs shows up and kidnaps Monica, Zarah and a bunch of B-listers. MC discovers Katie and the thugs are actually thieving whores after MC's old man's safe in his closet. Many adventures are had and MC usually incapacitates the thugs by fucking them senseless. The grand denouement involves Katie holding MC's dick at gunpoint, threatening that, "If she can't have it, no one can," before being thrown off the roof of the MTV Beach House onto a bag of dicks.
At the end, Jenna shows up driving a limo after everyone forgot about her and she takes MC and Bonnie Bedelia to a hotel or something, so they can avoid answering questions from law enforcement or any copyright lawyers.
apologies if this has been discussed before, but Elaine and Jolina knowing each other seems even more likely. If, when in the beach house, you ask Elaine to go for coffee at Cup O Joe's, she'll decline after saying the name of the place with an excuse. When combined with Jolina's rather unusual reactions with the phone pictures it might be something.
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The best part of the phone pictures' scene was when Jolina called Zarah the MC's grandmother. I laughed hard at it.
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In all seriousness, virtually everyone agrees that Zahra was a mistake. The Devs have basically dropped her and started making ingame jokes about how bad the she was.
I think Monica is hit or miss depending on whether you have a thing for older women. I don't and she does absolutely nothing to me. I noped out of her path immediately in both my playthroughs and have never regretted it. A bunch of people in this thread rave about her though.
Personally those are the only two models that don't work for me though. Given there's a mountain of content the fact I dislike two out of more than a dozen options doesn't worry me. YMMV.
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I guess I'll raise my hand and stand-up for the unfairly maligned elder hottie of this title. Not only do I love Zarah, but I love her original haircut (yeah, I said it.) She's a filthy, thirsty, hot piece of finely-aged ass. She was the first to go hard for the MC's love cannon and, after Wanda, she's the dirtiest girl in the game. Her vulnerability in the fear of losing her looks as she loses her youth is particularly appealing. As Kurt Russell says in one of Tarantino's best films, "There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel."
To all the naysayers, I say go choke on Jolina's shitty coffee while I pop Zarah's cork and drink her like the fine wine that she is.
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I stand corrected. Honestly hadn't seen any love for Zarah in this thread or the reviews before.
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Just quick search.
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You know, you shouldn't have started with "virtually everyone agrees that Zarah was a mistake." Giving your opinion is right, assuming other people' opinion to reinforce it, no.
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You assumed she was universally hated because of a few vocal people on a forum.
Even those saying they don't like her don't make up a significant number compared to the people in the thread.
You are correct that some people don't like her however it's not even close to being virtually everyone. I doubt it's close to half the player base.
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That's what i like about this game: not every woman is perfect. I mean, they obviously are better looking that what you can expect IRL, but they have flaw, and some of these flaw are physical.
Added to their personalities, that's what make, IMHO, charming.
Zarah ain't all that physically, except for her great ass, but i like her as a character. She care for her friend, is fun to talk to, like sex a lot, and is a good fuck. She is a good woman.
Added to their personalities, that's what make, IMHO, charming.
Zarah ain't all that physically, except for her great ass, but i like her as a character. She care for her friend, is fun to talk to, like sex a lot, and is a good fuck. She is a good woman.
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Every time I see Bella mentioned as a potential gold digger, I think to myself "Bella is pure and innocent! She ain't go gold digger" and then I realize that im thinking of the Sisterly Lust Bella.
The Bella from this is totally a gold digger though (maybe).
The Bella from this is totally a gold digger though (maybe).
- Jun 21, 2017
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How could you? You forgot Jenna!
It's Jenna, Deb, Lily, Katie, Jolina... then Zahra
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I've removed myself from regular posts anymore, but I do check in from time to time and the key point is made by Unc...everyone gets an opinion, it's just more effective to not assume everyone else's in the process.
Not a bash, just a key safety tip. In the meantime, you could rethink your view about Zarah and consider her as a character and not just a potential sexual opportunity. You might see her value in the story, then, as opposed to simple fap material.
Okay, back into the ether...
Not a bash, just a key safety tip. In the meantime, you could rethink your view about Zarah and consider her as a character and not just a potential sexual opportunity. You might see her value in the story, then, as opposed to simple fap material.
Okay, back into the ether...