- Mar 18, 2018
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For anyone who hates Wild Life's combat system. We're stuck with it. I tried to persuade them in discord to change it into something slightly more modern, erotic and sexy, like an erotic turn-based combat system, but the combat system is totally finalized. We're gonna have to shoot shit a ton of times with bullets or slash mobs with a sword, using both hands IN A PORN GAME! THAT'S CRUEL. How are we gonna FAP?! It's cruel I tell ya, CRUEL! But I have a good feeling everything else about the game will absolutely amazing, but we're stuck with a combat system from circa 2009. Wild Life's combat system is literally the opposite of all it's amazing aspects, it's gonna be a HUGE buzz kill.
I'd much rather look at Shey doing all the combat like this:
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Quest: Help Shey Kill 20/20 Wolves.
Max: *Grabs and fondles Shey's ass before she takes the shot* "Just relax, yea that's it Shey, you can do it, take the shot!"
Max boosts Shey's confidence by 5 points, and she kills a wolf.
Max: *Fondle Shey's firm strong legs* "Damn girl, you're built so well, nice and grounded."
Shey kills two wolves with one shot.
...... *10 minutes later*
Max: *Puts his tongue into Shey's asshole to help her relax, before she takes the next shot*
..........
I would totally repeat the above kill quest OVER AND OVER AGAIN. All without me ever having to shoot shit, lol. The above quest uses Wild Life's amazing sexy 3d models as a way of making combat less boring, so there's technically combat, but you wouldn't have to actually do it, so you can FOCUS ON THAT ASS!
Also, once you've played a game like Karryn's Prison, with its eroto combat, it's hard to go back to non-porn combat systems, they feel horribly outdated and misplaced in a porn game IMO.
The kind of people this website attracts makes me conflicted over whether or not this is sarcastic