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maybe its just me, but i rather watch lara get fucked than solve puzzles. i have the video games for that.
this post will remain underrated, also you're preaching to the wrong flock.The thing is, porn is a visual medium. So the main appeal of porn is novelty, always more different stuff, always more excitement. There's a reason why Pornhub stats show 0% of scenes watched in their entirety, people tend to skip if the same stuff drags on and on.
This series had so much potential. Tomb Raider is all about exploration and puzzle solving, moving crates, reaching levers, finding missing item/key.
P1: Lara realizes a giant stone plug she had found fits perfectly into the hole on a stone pedestal, which will open the door and let her move forward. But, plug won't slide unless it's lubed, so she decides to put it in her butt first, and it works like a charm. Off to a great start!
P2: The door opens and reveals a gloryhole with a huge, flaccid dick of a seemingly asleep centaur. Lara touches it and it responds to her stimulation, engorging and solidifying. Lara looks right into the camera with a determined face, realizing this is the key for entering the temple. Absolutely fabulous so far!
P3: Now imagine the possibilities. For example, Lara observes a weight-operated platform nearby, which opens the door to the temple when she steps on it, but the door closes as soon as she hops off. She realizes what the empty cauldron is for, it has to be filled to the brim and placed on the platform in order to hold the door opened. If only there was something she could fill that cauldron with...
But no. We got hopelessly recycled and lifeless scene upon scene of sex in P3 and P4 for absolutely no reason, and Lara finally tying herself to the wall and being apparently imprisoned by the centaur. Like, why? What's the idea? Why was she doing it in the first place? Like, oh, yeah, I'll just jerk this thing and hopefully something will happen?
I liked this episode more then the other onesOP Updated
Added The Gatekeeper 4 1080p/4k
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Thanks JimmyCriket_08 ❤
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That version does not exist mate.Anybody got a version without all that mouth breathing from the other side?
he paid for the male audio, he WILL use the male audio! And fuck everyone who wants the alt version, how dare you to ask for an alt version without the cringe audio? How dare youAnybody got a version without all that mouth breathing from the other side?
'If that isn't my horse cock fucking Lara, I'm just taken out of it'Minotaur breathing is male audio for yall? there are technically no males in this video
And some like a hairy 'thing' moaning/whispering in their ears while they cum. It's a free worldSome are just so insecure.