I don't have much time, listen to me closely,
I'm from the future, in 2111 they try to make a "return to roots" Wolf of Shadow 3. But the only thing that returns to the roots is humanity as the ninja fox titties enslave us all. It was the perfect H-game, but when IGN only gave the game a 7/10 and "more representation of rapists needed" that the hentai realised we would never be satisfied, and must instead be conquered. We barely lasted five minutes...
The new generations are now nothing but spank-it-slaves on mars, willingly imprisoning ourselves to play Wolf of Shadow 3, constantly chasing an elusive hidden CG that I'm pretty sure someone just made with AI and posted alongside "new skill behind tent"
...but they never said which tent...
My friends have all died spamming enter next to every tent at every angle, and I will lose no more goon brothers to this madness that doesn't exist.
I don't know how much time I have before the universe-spanning post-nut clarity of my last nut to the 3rd fully-playable side character wears off, but if it worked, and you are reading this in the past, DO NOT LET THIS MAN FINISH WOLF OF SHADOW, DO NOT LOOK FOR THE HIDDEN TENT CG,
AND NO MATTER WHAT, DON'T