Probable Dev Report #DILLIGAF
Yo,
So my plan to trick my brain into release mode by putting a deadline to release has failed. It seems that my mind is smarter than I took it for and caught wind of my plan to trick it into doing work. Needless to say, there will be no release this week.
I'm at a loss and powerless to overcome its might. I tried guys, but my mind tried to kill me in my sleep last weekend. My doctor called it apnea or something like that, but I knew it was my mind trying to murder me. I tried to fight back with some voodoo incantations that Mackenzie taught me during her trip to Port-au-Prince, Haiti, but apparently, I got the Haitian Creole wrong and instead of telling my brain to turn off, I accidentally made my butt hole fall off.
I won't mess around with my life, so I listened to my brain and did what it wanted. I watched some playoff football. I've also scheduled my butt hole reattachment surgery for next week. I hope it all goes well.
Don't worry, I have a plan on how to get the release back on track.
Thanks again for your support and be safe.
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