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you sure he didnt used it already?He could let ChatGPT write one... that would be a new one...
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Yo...
Sorry to tell you everyone but the update will be delayed. I know I promised to release it today but I can't and that makes me sad.
I was on my way to upload the new content but as I was about to click I heard a faint meow. Not one to ignore a noise I investigated. My neighbors cat was stuck in a tree. I managed to climb the tree and rescue the cat but on my way back to my PC a bus full of people crashed into an orphanage, exploding into a ball of flames. Not one to ignore people in need I rushed into the burning building. I pulled every single person out of there including their puppy. After all it was an orphan too.
Now I was bound and determined to click that upload button but lo and behold I got hit by a car. I now have 65 broken bones, 14 ruptured organs, severe concussion, flat tire, low mortgage rates, and in a coma. My nurse, her name is MacKenzie, is currently writing this as I tell her.
But yeah, thank you for staying subbed to me. I know its not what you want to hear but I'll try to get the update out by the end of 2023.
Sorry to tell you everyone but the update will be delayed. I know I promised to release it today but I can't and that makes me sad.
I was on my way to upload the new content but as I was about to click I heard a faint meow. Not one to ignore a noise I investigated. My neighbors cat was stuck in a tree. I managed to climb the tree and rescue the cat but on my way back to my PC a bus full of people crashed into an orphanage, exploding into a ball of flames. Not one to ignore people in need I rushed into the burning building. I pulled every single person out of there including their puppy. After all it was an orphan too.
Now I was bound and determined to click that upload button but lo and behold I got hit by a car. I now have 65 broken bones, 14 ruptured organs, severe concussion, flat tire, low mortgage rates, and in a coma. My nurse, her name is MacKenzie, is currently writing this as I tell her.
But yeah, thank you for staying subbed to me. I know its not what you want to hear but I'll try to get the update out by the end of 2023.
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The only thing you messed up was forgetting to begin that last sentence with "So, yeah..." Jus' Sayin'
The funny thing is that, at this point, I can't confidently say if that is mockery or actual dev log lmao
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Fixed it! Can't believe I forgot that after reading the thousands of delay posts.The only thing you messed up was forgetting to begin that last sentence with "So, yeah..." Jus' Sayin'
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I bet the collar on the cat said "Bluecat". Maybe getting pointers?
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I am so surprised about it all "I am staying up past midnight to make sure I upload it" that was last night or rather if you adjust for the possible time difference (as I am from Sweden and that guy is from the US) of around maybe (lets give him the benefit of 9 hours) that would still be a possible 15 hour late to the midnight....
SO YEAH HE IS GHOSTING but man if he doesn't upload it in the next 7 hours that means he missed the next day's midnight as well.... But it wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary considering this dev....
Also this is my rendition of his next excuse:
Yo,
I am super sad to announce that I cannot upload the update for the game because I know I said I was releasing it yesterday and was even staying up as long as possible to try and get it out the day after. But, oh boy, do I have a tale to tell you.
You see, my wireless mouse, the trusty companion of many late-night coding sessions, decided it was time to abandon ship. When I checked the batteries, they were sitting at a solid 0%. Naturally, I rushed to the store, determination in my heart, only to find myself thrust into a whirlwind of events that would make even the most audacious action movie pale in comparison.
As I approached the store, fate took a detour. I stumbled upon a car crash, with four souls trapped inside. Without a second thought, I summoned superhuman strength and managed to extract two of them, placing them carefully in my backseat. Then, off to the hospital we went!
But oh, the plot thickens. On my way back to retrieve the remaining two survivors, my eyes fell upon an unfolding hostage situation at a nearby bank. Instinct kicked in, and I approached the police with one simple question: "What can I do to help?"
Next thing I knew, I was storming into the bank, single-handedly taking on four robbers. Adrenaline coursing through my veins, I fought valiantly, albeit not without a price. A gunshot snubbed my shoulder, a battle scar to remember.
Emerging from the bank, victorious but wounded, I hastened to retrieve the remaining crash survivors. Once safely on board, I raced to a nearby hospital, where the doctors, seemingly in awe of my earlier heroics, requested my assistance with a surgery they found themselves unable to perform.
I rolled up my sleeves, channeling a newfound surgical prowess, and miraculously, the operation was a success. Triumph in my heart, I returned to the store to acquire the much-needed batteries.
Yet, just as I approached the finish line, fate wasn't quite done with me. My neighbors, ever in need of my superhuman abilities, appeared at my doorstep with a request for aid. And so, here I stand, in the midst of yet another grand adventure, yearning for the moment when I can finally return to the digital realm of WVM.
Please accept my most absurd apologies for this delay. Rest assured, once I emerge victorious from this latest escapade, the game update shall be yours to enjoy.
SO YEAH HE IS GHOSTING but man if he doesn't upload it in the next 7 hours that means he missed the next day's midnight as well.... But it wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary considering this dev....
Also this is my rendition of his next excuse:
Yo,
I am super sad to announce that I cannot upload the update for the game because I know I said I was releasing it yesterday and was even staying up as long as possible to try and get it out the day after. But, oh boy, do I have a tale to tell you.
You see, my wireless mouse, the trusty companion of many late-night coding sessions, decided it was time to abandon ship. When I checked the batteries, they were sitting at a solid 0%. Naturally, I rushed to the store, determination in my heart, only to find myself thrust into a whirlwind of events that would make even the most audacious action movie pale in comparison.
As I approached the store, fate took a detour. I stumbled upon a car crash, with four souls trapped inside. Without a second thought, I summoned superhuman strength and managed to extract two of them, placing them carefully in my backseat. Then, off to the hospital we went!
But oh, the plot thickens. On my way back to retrieve the remaining two survivors, my eyes fell upon an unfolding hostage situation at a nearby bank. Instinct kicked in, and I approached the police with one simple question: "What can I do to help?"
Next thing I knew, I was storming into the bank, single-handedly taking on four robbers. Adrenaline coursing through my veins, I fought valiantly, albeit not without a price. A gunshot snubbed my shoulder, a battle scar to remember.
Emerging from the bank, victorious but wounded, I hastened to retrieve the remaining crash survivors. Once safely on board, I raced to a nearby hospital, where the doctors, seemingly in awe of my earlier heroics, requested my assistance with a surgery they found themselves unable to perform.
I rolled up my sleeves, channeling a newfound surgical prowess, and miraculously, the operation was a success. Triumph in my heart, I returned to the store to acquire the much-needed batteries.
Yet, just as I approached the finish line, fate wasn't quite done with me. My neighbors, ever in need of my superhuman abilities, appeared at my doorstep with a request for aid. And so, here I stand, in the midst of yet another grand adventure, yearning for the moment when I can finally return to the digital realm of WVM.
Please accept my most absurd apologies for this delay. Rest assured, once I emerge victorious from this latest escapade, the game update shall be yours to enjoy.
Sorry guys, I have covid... again.. I tried to work through it, but my doctor said that I have pussitis.. I don't know what that entails yet, but I wasn't able to get the update out with the doctor appointments and covid. Thx for ur understanding..
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You had me up until the part where you promised to get the update out by the end of 2023. Braindrop likes to set hard release dates that he never meets. You've inspired me to write my own bogus delay post. I tried to predict exactly what he'd say in my own words.
Yo,
I really didn't want to be writing this, but I'm not going to be able to get the update out today.
I was completely ready to release it as planned but my computer has finally stopped working entirely. Unfortunately this means I'm not going to be able to release today as promised.
I'm disappointed in myself and feel horrible that I let you guys down again. I really wanted to do better this time, but I came up short yet again. I'm just going to have to take the L on this one and salvage this as best as I can.
The plan right now is to replace my computer and complete episode 13 and just release everything all at once. I'm not sure exactly when it will be done, but I'd expect it to be around late-November or early-December.
So yeah, no update but once my computer is fixed there should be no more problems and I'll be all good to dive in and get to work. I'm going to go ahead and paused pledges through December. I appreciate you guys dealing with me and still supporting me and I'll do my best to not let you down again.
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I don't think I can agree that every change related to fan input causes a loss of passion for the project. I absolutely believe that it opens you up to problems. I don't think anyone wants to see a six-inch dick, but I am positive that the majority of adult fans do not want to see a two-foot dinodickasaur.
I'm not sure if I'm more amused by the joke or the number of people who think this is your serious take.
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If he is in coma how can he tell the nurse what to write? Ealier he hired a MacKenzie to help with the script now the nurse also is MacKenzie call it coincidence.
He says ''I know its not what you want to hear but I'll try to get the update out by the end of 2023.'' Then he will have an excuse like when I mentioned end of 2023 I forgot about Christmas and New Year sorry guys so I will release update by of January 2024.
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Ya are not creative enough.
Hmmm, how about:
The PC was so dusty that it kept overheating, so I put it in the dishwasher. It came out very clean, but now it won't boot. Just doesn't make a sound anymore. Dunno whats wrong now.
"The dog ate my homework... I mean the renders... I mean the VGA. Yeah, that is it, my dog ate my VGA. And also chewed up the LAN cable. All the LAN cables in the neighborhood."Ya are not creative enough.
Hmmm, how about:
The PC was so dusty that it kept overheating, so I put it in the dishwasher. It came out very clean, but now it won't boot. Just doesn't make a sound anymore. Dunno whats wrong now.