- Aug 18, 2019
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Hey.
This isn't easy, but, I had to say it.
I can't finish WVM. And I'll finally tell you why.
You see, my dog got abducted by aliens. And you know, normally, that wouldn't harm my work ethic. But you see, those aliens threatened to kill me if I didn't include them in the next update. I know, right? And they took my dog as collateral. Geeze. Fucking guys come to earth and all they care about is a cameo in WVM.
So I did my best to change everything for the aliens, but I didn't do it fast enough and they killed my dog. Chopped off his penis and mailed it to me in a Slim Jim wrapper. Guys, I couldn't deal with it. The aliens kidnapped me and probed me for not having the update out in time, but even then I swore I wouldn't give up, and tried harder for you guys.
I called up my boy Goku, and he set me up in the Hyperbolic Time chamber, where I've been working on the update for 20 years. I haven't slept in 2 years. I haven't eaten in 6 months. I haven't drank in 2. I've been dead for 3 weeks, but I won't give up.
If you subscribe for just 1 more month, I promise the game will be finished. And then I can go on to fulfill my next dream in being an Extra on the set of *Call of Duty : Black Ops 6 Zombies : Liberty Falls.
Thanks again, BrainDrop out.
This isn't easy, but, I had to say it.
I can't finish WVM. And I'll finally tell you why.
You see, my dog got abducted by aliens. And you know, normally, that wouldn't harm my work ethic. But you see, those aliens threatened to kill me if I didn't include them in the next update. I know, right? And they took my dog as collateral. Geeze. Fucking guys come to earth and all they care about is a cameo in WVM.
So I did my best to change everything for the aliens, but I didn't do it fast enough and they killed my dog. Chopped off his penis and mailed it to me in a Slim Jim wrapper. Guys, I couldn't deal with it. The aliens kidnapped me and probed me for not having the update out in time, but even then I swore I wouldn't give up, and tried harder for you guys.
I called up my boy Goku, and he set me up in the Hyperbolic Time chamber, where I've been working on the update for 20 years. I haven't slept in 2 years. I haven't eaten in 6 months. I haven't drank in 2. I've been dead for 3 weeks, but I won't give up.
If you subscribe for just 1 more month, I promise the game will be finished. And then I can go on to fulfill my next dream in being an Extra on the set of *Call of Duty : Black Ops 6 Zombies : Liberty Falls.
Thanks again, BrainDrop out.
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