No no no, you guys are all wrong. I know the truth.
Braindrop has 5000+ renders done. When he went back to check them and see if any needed a slight tweak, he noticed that every single one had a smudge on them. He sighed and knew that this would cause another delay, but what could he do, so he deleted all of them. He lowered his head in shame for having to delete the most massive update to date, took off his glasses to rub his eyes. Thats when he noticed that his glasses had a smudge on them. The next post in March will say that the bad news is that the update is delayed again but the good news is that Braindrops glasses are now clean. Now you guys know the truth.