NadaMucho

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Just starting out with the title and I have one question. WHY does the pretty one have to be the best friend and the ugly one with the plecostomus mouth have to be the girlfriend?! After so many AVNs with bad mouths I'm beginning to think it's the part of the body which is the hardest to render. Maybe that should be a test before you're allowed to upload a title. Can you render a mouth properly? Then again, with that test, we'd have a lot of good titles which wouldn't make the cut. Yes I'm looking at you Erynn!

Oh well, off to play some bball ;)
 

MadMax68

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Just starting out with the title and I have one question. WHY does the pretty one have to be the best friend and the ugly one with the plecostomus mouth have to be the girlfriend?! After so many AVNs with bad mouths I'm beginning to think it's the part of the body which is the hardest to render. Maybe that should be a test before you're allowed to upload a title. Can you render a mouth properly? Then again, with that test, we'd have a lot of good titles which wouldn't make the cut. Yes I'm looking at you Erynn!

Oh well, off to play some bball ;)
You think you're off to play some Bball, but in reality you are starting a game of duck face roulette. If you are like most of us you will probably enjoy the thread more than the game.
 

Phoexist

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The funny thing is a dev report should take less than a minute to write up IF you were simply bullet-pointing out work YOU actually did. Dev reports take him so long because he has to make up a plausible scenario of what he supposedly had been working on. When you have to announce a release date for your work synopsis. I mean, how much can he actually be working on the game when a one minute project has to be delayed?
 

Akabakka

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The sad part is, he could even use some AI to spice up his fake excuses and reports, and to check that they look different enough from each others. He ain't even an efficient liar, just lucky people are that dumb and/or desperate
 

kcaldw

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And it will probably get delayed again. He'll probably have some kind of lame ass excuse like he accidentally deleted all the stuff he'd been working on or he couldn't sit down at his desk because he was constantly rush to the bathroom because he had explosive diarrhea. But he's ok now but still cant sit for long and this will appease his cult of fucktards.
 
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jonnyd901

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And it will probably get delayed again. He'll probably have some kind of lame ass excuse like he accidentally deleted all the stuff he'd been working on or he couldn't sit down at his desk because he was constantly rush to the bathroom because he had explosive diarrhea. But he's ok now but still cant sit for long and this will appease his cult of fucktards.
The only rush he is going to do is switching channels between football games
 

jonnyd901

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You mean pushing the button on the remote? LOL

Unless he's doing it 1970's style and ordering his kids to change the channels....
He's probably too lazy for button pushing probably got Alexa doing it unless he's changed her name to Mckenzie as well. Can see it now his household appliances paid by the cult all named after his alter egos :ROFLMAO:
 
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Mab2t

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Is it wrong that I'm just at the first game and I'm kind of rooting for the MC to turn out to be a fraud? Why is this MC written as so selfish with anger issues and no character growth? His thoughts and actions make him seem like the least mature person in this cast of characters.
 
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EEMNHMQI

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The sad part is, he could even use some AI to spice up his fake excuses and reports, and to check that they look different enough from each others. He ain't even an efficient liar, just lucky people are that dumb and/or desperate
Don't you dare give him any ideas... Whatever AI he ends up using will adapt to his bullshit excuses and delays :HideThePain:
 

Akabakka

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Is it wrong that I'm just at the first game and I'm kind of rooting for the MC to turn out to be a fraud? Why is this MC written as so selfish with anger issues and no character growth? His thoughts and actions make him seem like the least mature person in this cast of characters.
Thing is it's so badly written, that even if it went that road.. it's just a bunch of idiots that defrauded themselves on their own. It's not even like he hatched some real plans then... that uni and team could not even setup a proper training session, let alone a full match. Hell they could not even assemble a team period

Also it would never happen, because it would parallel and mirror to much what BD fans are doing to themselves with that game :p
 
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Akabakka

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Don't you dare give him any ideas... Whatever AI he ends up using will adapt to his bullshit excuses and delays :HideThePain:
Come him becoming a better scammer might indirectly improve his skills and the game.. who knows . And AI would definitively try to fix the duckfaces and black square. He'd need to fight against it, to implement it back :ROFLMAO::LOL:
 
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Mab2t

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Thing is it's so badly written, that even if it went that road.. it's just a bunch of idiots that defrauded themselves on their own. It's not even like he hatched some real plans then... that uni and team could not even setup a proper training session, let alone a full match. Hell they could not even assemble a team period

Also it would never happen, because it would parallel and mirror to much what BD fans are doing to themselves with that game :p
lol so true.... After the first week I understood why the team lost all their games the previous year. No one showed up for practice including the MC who was constantly on a side quest or sneaking off with a girl. Don't gaslight me into thinking that you are for BBall and the team when the actions show otherwise.

Frustrating part is we are given a "choice" to not talk smack and let our court actions show our skills but then later we are forced into fighting (again) on the court and talking smack when we haven't even played yet. Makes the MC seem emotionally immature and a gaslighter with all the advice and interactions he has toward the women in his life.
 

NadaMucho

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But aren't all of these problems balanced by the fact that the MC has a foot and a half long dick? That's all it takes right? I wonder if it aided him in his slam dunk training? You know like wearing ankle weights while you work out? At least you can take them off when you go to the grocery store or something.
 
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