Rick_Sim
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- Dec 19, 2022
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"Hey guys, Braindrop here!
Now that Mackenzie is going to climb Mount Everest after returning from her African Safari and Walmart in New Hampshire, I might get delayed for 2-6 months +/- 3 years, please be patient!
In this next update, I have 2500+ renders packaged and ready to go, but Amazon delivered my USB key to the wrong house 3 cities away, so I have no way of transferring the update and sending it to Mackenzie in Kathmandu. I am uncertain how long shipping will be, please be patient (x2!).
I know I promised weekly updates, but my monitor took a shit on me and a left-handed kid name Kevin broke in and took my hard drive (that little bastard). People have to realize and appreciate how tirelessly I work to try and come up with these excuses. Especially for a guy with serious mental issues and Mackenzie!
About those black boxes, I know everyone hates the fuck out of them, so I have decided to put more of them and even put one on Ethan's neighbors' dog. Everyone wants Harper, so I decided to include a romanceable bull dyke named Jerome. I also observed people complaining about the new big boobs and butts, so I made every woman in the game devour about 20 cheeseburgers. More cushion for the pushing! Now Jamie looks like Jared Fogle from Subway.
I am more focused than ever to lead everyone on and keep promising shit I have no intention on doing. My job is to overpromise and underdeliver, yours is to keep donating and keep my half-assed interest flowing for this game.
I am on schedule to pretend I will do weekly updates, so keep checking and being disappointed because I am tired of having to write a game while being active on my Patreon!
So between here and the second coming of Christ, the next update will come and I hope you enjoy waiting for it as much as I enjoyed delaying it!
The next update will feature all kinds of stuff everyone wants, so keep visiting me on the $10.00 tier on Patreon, so I can feed you more insight into my reasons nothing is happening."
Now that Mackenzie is going to climb Mount Everest after returning from her African Safari and Walmart in New Hampshire, I might get delayed for 2-6 months +/- 3 years, please be patient!
In this next update, I have 2500+ renders packaged and ready to go, but Amazon delivered my USB key to the wrong house 3 cities away, so I have no way of transferring the update and sending it to Mackenzie in Kathmandu. I am uncertain how long shipping will be, please be patient (x2!).
I know I promised weekly updates, but my monitor took a shit on me and a left-handed kid name Kevin broke in and took my hard drive (that little bastard). People have to realize and appreciate how tirelessly I work to try and come up with these excuses. Especially for a guy with serious mental issues and Mackenzie!
About those black boxes, I know everyone hates the fuck out of them, so I have decided to put more of them and even put one on Ethan's neighbors' dog. Everyone wants Harper, so I decided to include a romanceable bull dyke named Jerome. I also observed people complaining about the new big boobs and butts, so I made every woman in the game devour about 20 cheeseburgers. More cushion for the pushing! Now Jamie looks like Jared Fogle from Subway.
I am more focused than ever to lead everyone on and keep promising shit I have no intention on doing. My job is to overpromise and underdeliver, yours is to keep donating and keep my half-assed interest flowing for this game.
I am on schedule to pretend I will do weekly updates, so keep checking and being disappointed because I am tired of having to write a game while being active on my Patreon!
So between here and the second coming of Christ, the next update will come and I hope you enjoy waiting for it as much as I enjoyed delaying it!
The next update will feature all kinds of stuff everyone wants, so keep visiting me on the $10.00 tier on Patreon, so I can feed you more insight into my reasons nothing is happening."