then hell be sick for the 9th time this month for a week after thanksgiving saying "i ate too much and it gave me an ulcer thats bleeding i must rest for the next 7 days on doctors orders!"
BD doesn't even have to make up excuses anymore, his Discord members are literally doing it for him:
Mind you, last we heard from BD was the report would be out by Thursday morning. This delusional mother fucker MJ just straight up pulled that out of his ass.