ShatteredEnigma616
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Because why MAKE a game when he can simply pretend he is while making excuses and milking tons of money off of people.
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Don't forget the small detail of an army of people simping for the dev while being milked.
ShatteredEnigma616
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It's gonna be a Holly Jolly Christmas for him. Do sweet fuck all (aside from posting "I'm working on shit, trust me bro" for the 7th month in a row, and still make thousands of dollars a month. His "Wife" and "Kid" are gonna be very happy on The 25th. Well, unless BD gets an eyebrow head ache....or has to baby sit....or take his cat to the vet...or has computer issues....or a hurricane takes out his power for weeks on end... But I mean, none of those things have ever been used as excuse before.
Nope
Not a single one of those, ever.
Nope
Not a single one of those, ever.
Crazy how fast 11 days flew by already.
Starting to think BD is a robot. Surely someone who has functional organs and limbs finds themselves in the bathroom at least twice a week to relieve themselves.
Can't take a phone with you when you're taking a shit for a few minutes to write out how you have nothing to show because of (insert made up sob story).But for someone so full of shit I guess it's to be expected.
And you know damn well soon there's going to be a huge apology and probably some new drastic (pity me) excuse to keep the followers subbed until the holidays are over.
New medication for his "mental issues", or someone died or some other serious issue but actually another bullshit lie.
Gotta start the pity subs strong for next year because so far he's done basically jack shit.
I've reposted a few times on Facebook something to the effect of "Machines will be as smart as people, but which people exactly? That's kinda important"
Meanwhile we deal with the Dev equivalent of Samuel Taylor Coleridge
kcaldw
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This is for all of us who have been following all the wonderful excuses that he has given us over the years, 
Actually, he's giving us a Defecation EducationThis is for all of us who have been following all the wonderful excuses that he has given us over the years,
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Fuzzy Nuts J
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This was post # 76,025 in a thread thats also had thousands of posts removed in cleanups over the years.
There wouldnt be so many people complaining about lack of updates if the game was bad.
Play the game. Enjoy it, what there is is good. We might get more, we might not. We definately will never get enough to please everyone.
... I forgot what I was ranting about. im gonna go look at boobs.
Maybe the " This is one of the many lazy games. Don't play this game. " is the next in the perpetual BD series of "Infinite reasons why you're not getting yet another update"
PS: I concur on "When all else fails, boobies"
Farspire
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For a man who makes 30k a month he has an amazing amount of computer issues doesn't he?
ffs I built my computer for 2500$ 11 years ago and it still to this day runs everything just fine. Granted newest gen current games/programs bog it down some but its 11 years old. The fact it runs stuff like starfield, starcitizen, and a number of other resource intensive games at all speaks volume and the fact that he makes 10x what i spent building mine per month but has constant computer issues? It boggles my mind. 30 grand i could make a super computer *sighs*
kcaldw
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Farspire
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how about the update, how about that sometime this week you got that Borpa?!
Dark Lord Of Chaos
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Im getting more and more convinced that Borpa isnt BD. When he crashed burned and became "borpa" Im betting he sold the concept to someone else and called it a day and Borpa is a milker who can't figure out how to do this so riding the train til the wheels falls off
Didn't he say that last week?
And the week before?
And the week before?
And the week before?
etc
We been down this road before many a time folks. How come, even if we with being generous in believing him, why would it take nearly a full week to post JUST a report ? (Oh and sheets and client poll that even if people still play this game, none should give a flying fuck about as it's just more content that will never be worked on). This is something that would take , mere moments to write up and even less to post.
This is exactly as another user on here stated, it's bread crumbing. It's the same as "I'll give you just a small faint of hope that I MIGHT post something, even if it's 100% bullshit, Just stick around till the 1st of the month, so I can get another pay cheque ya fucking pay pigs! And then I'll just kick the can down the road".
He's gonna claim this month was really hard, with family having a brawl at Thanksgiving , him having to sell more shit to help pay for the re-broken collarbone surgery and that Christmas is super expensive because of Tariffs that he had to take into consideration when flying out of the state, so he can't work on anything......
I swear to God, if he says anything that I just made up there, I'll have a good hearty laugh. That's the most BD has given me in a long, long time. For all the wrong reasons.
MCW -> Hammer + Nail action delivered. Eloquently stated truth bomb, good sir.
At this point, "bread crumbing" has devolved into "fecal matter scent tracking"; he's replaced the bread with heaping piles of
