Are you okay? Are you experience any excess sweating, fatigue, or any memory loss issues? Might I suggest you attend a seminar sponsored by Team Penny. The good people at Team Penny can help you clear up any misconceptions or reservations that might stop you from accepting Penny into your heart.
But don't just take my word for it, it's some quotes from other people who have let Penny into their lives.
"I think Penny is just the bees' knees!"
-Fugee
"Penny really opened my eyes to the truth."
-Definitely NOT Fugee
"Can you please let me go home *sob* I haven't seen my family in three months!"
-Maria from Sacramento