Okay so so I would save all three. Drag them outside and throw them into the dumpster behind the house in the back alley. I then throw out that old half filled gas can by the back door. I then go into the house and grab that old 70's pillow that just clashes with the rest of the decor and since its still on fire just throw that into the dumpster as well cause i dont need it. I a go back into the house and put out the fire. Then over the next designated time frame i fix up the house and sell it for a profit and then live my life like nothing happened. Cause lets face it dumpster fires should never be in the living room.
So that is the moral of the story on how i sold a nice house in my mind