Wolfeszorn
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Tbh, the only reason i still come back to this thread are his excuses. Those sob stories are more content than any of his recent releases 
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Ilhares
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A fan fiction parody would be awesome. Imagine the Cult of Bailey marching, without a Duckface to be seen.
... Maybe that isn't such a bad idea.
kcaldw
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I just had an idea. Somebody redo the Birthday pictures of all the ladies. Do a kind of age progression of what they will look like when BD actually puts out an update that has a decent amount of game play.
The year is 2029.
Braindrop has had every one of his organs replaced following complicated emergency surgery. He has just recovered from his weekly period of severe flu. Mackenzie has been missing for 8 months after getting lost on her way to the shops without her laptop and any method of logging into Patreon.
MindDrop#136 has just been released promising 6000 renders within the next week. Immediately after posting, Braindrop's graphics card bursts into flames, a swat team assaults in through his front door with an arrest warrant having mistaken him for a drug lord, while simulataneously a flock of magpies has flown in through an open window and stolen all his harddrives.
Braindrop looks at the carnage around him.
"They're never going to believe this... I just need one more week. One more week..."
Braindrop has had every one of his organs replaced following complicated emergency surgery. He has just recovered from his weekly period of severe flu. Mackenzie has been missing for 8 months after getting lost on her way to the shops without her laptop and any method of logging into Patreon.
MindDrop#136 has just been released promising 6000 renders within the next week. Immediately after posting, Braindrop's graphics card bursts into flames, a swat team assaults in through his front door with an arrest warrant having mistaken him for a drug lord, while simulataneously a flock of magpies has flown in through an open window and stolen all his harddrives.
Braindrop looks at the carnage around him.
"They're never going to believe this... I just need one more week. One more week..."
derpmcderp
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kcaldw
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derpmcderp
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Guys, I think we are looking at this the wrong way. Maybe we should stop seeing WVM as a game and start seeing it as a church from the middle ages. Those took generations to build. We're just setting in the foundation now. Maybe if we are lucky, our great grandchildren will inherit a playable build!
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granny gumjobs
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I bet the next excuse will be that someone stole all of Braindrops towels from the laundry room and now he has to become Liam Neeson from Taken.
I did provide funds for this game for too long. It was worth while. But now? Well, he got enough from me.
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It's funny because it's true...
Also, it's oddly comforting to return to a thread after a year and find that nothing has changed, kinda like hooking up with your crazy ex - you know you're getting lied to but you but you want to see how creative the lies can get.
Carry on everyone, see you in 2024.
segasurfer
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So is giving to BD's Patreon sort of like a financial NTR?
StantheMan69
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I don't expect a release anytime soon. The only really reason to be here is to wait for his next series of excuses. Also fun to see how long people are going to keep throwing money at him. At this point I would be surprised to find out that some of BD patreon are just throwing money at him. To do nothing so to keep people upset.
At some point before he finish the game. I fully expect to hear one of his excuses be. "I am working to upload my a copy of my brain to my computer, so it can work 24/7 on this game... but the techknowledgy isn't ready quite yet. Update coming soon..." Even if that was possible I bet we would get excuses and delays.
At some point before he finish the game. I fully expect to hear one of his excuses be. "I am working to upload my a copy of my brain to my computer, so it can work 24/7 on this game... but the techknowledgy isn't ready quite yet. Update coming soon..." Even if that was possible I bet we would get excuses and delays.
Right someone just take his work and slap FAN version on it and finish it for him.
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Probably some furniture missing...
twiztid
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By the time the update gets here the MC should have graduated, gone on to the NBA, and retired.
man i loved season one and now i come back to this game to see so much bad stuff about the dev, that makes me sad
No king rules forever. Just enjoy the thread and we'll see what the blog post this week says if we get one.man i loved season one and now i come back to this game to see so much bad stuff about the dev, that makes me sad
GingerbreadMan
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Not upset enough.
Besides losing like ~3% of his Patrons per month (this shows them going down from 3300 to 3000 since the beginning of November), this doesn't look like people are leaving in great numbers. And every excuse is met with a surge of new patrons for some reason.