The only bummer about this game is that the sex scenes are written like a cardboard cutout ... boring as shit! Fucking Ruby is like fucking a wall:
"Ho-hum, here we are with my dick in your pussy. I don't know why, but let's move it in and out for some strange reason. Okay, I'm cumming now, whatever that is, while I'm reading the sports scores and wondering what's for dinner. And why are you makin' them weird noises, bitch? Stop it, I can't concentrate on the batting averages! Ow, I have a cramp in my foot, and this cigar tastes like shit! Where'd you get these, anyway? Oh, did I burn you with the ashes? Sorry. All right, I think it's finally over. I can't really tell, because it doesn't mean shit to me. It was fucking annoying, anyhow, whatever it was. Why did we do that? Well, it was what it was, I suppose. I guess I'll go see what's on TV. And put your damn clothes on! What do you think this is, a whore house or somethin'?"
Dude has this totally hot babe he's screwing, and he doesn't even get into it at all! There aren't any grunts or moans or "YEAH, BABY, JUST LIKE THAT!" or "FUCK ME HARDER, BABE!" or ANYTHING remotely similar! Actually, there is NOTHING! The guy fucking the girl says absolutely NOTHING! Like "Mmmm, honey, your pussy is so fuckin' tight!" What the fuck is this devs problem? Doesn't he talk at all when he screws his woman? His chick must think he's a dead fuck! Mr. Secret Agent Mute Man with no voice and nothing to say. She must wonder if she's even any good in bed! Women want to know that they're pleasing their man! Fucking say something, dude! Shit, man! Even when you're climaxing and shooting a wad, and you don't even vocalize anything at all? You just internalize it all? What a fucking dweeb! What kind of pussy-ass, mama's boy fucks a real woman like that? You've GOT TO let her know how good of a fuck she is, and how much she is getting you off! And, GUARANTEED, she'll be back for more! Shit, man! Learn how to fuck! And then learn how to put it in your fucking game!