The update was released negative six months ago. But Patreon, increasingly draconic in its overbearing policies, swooped down on the update like a plunging wyvern and carried it off to its secret update hoard. Naturally, Will would have embarked on a quest to rescue these nubile updates one and all (and I'd bet money he was successful) destroying Patreon in the process. But he left us without a platform to host updates from.
I think the messages we see posted to Patreon are like the wet gasses of Patreon's fetid corpse. Noisy, repugnant, and very funny. But ultimately signifying absolutely nothing.
We are now in the uncharted wilds of no-mans-land. All of us liars and thieves. Trust nobody's update estimate. Trust not even me... But especially not yourself.
