Version:A Knight's Tale [v0.30 SE]
Models:7/10
Scenes: 6/10
Interactivity: 0/10
Story: 2/10
Inmersion: -10/10
The Models
The models are nice, pretty and simple, the textures are good but low in detail, my only critic is the wife´s facial expresion, the eyes close too much when laughing , so she get a little creepy.
Scenes
Not bad, not good, it feels bland. To tell you the absolute true i just use a lot the skip botton in the sex scenes because they were boring.
Interactivity
At the current version the choises are irrelevant, maybe they are gonna get relevant in future version with all the new king plot.
Story
Oh boy... not gonna lie or butter it up, it SUCKS and not in the good way, maybe i am just a little pissed about all the "knight" thing, i know is just a game so historical knowledge is irrelevant and not even necesary, but when i read that a "squire" beggins is training at FUCKING 18 it was like be punched by Chuck Fucking Norris on steroids in the middle of the face!
<RANT TIME ON: even leaving aside all the sword meta bullshit of modern times (for a knight depending the historical period a sword was his side weapon, the last thing to grab before die for a pike or a mace), the time for training is something that you cannot simple throw away!!! A future knights begins HIS training at 4, become page 6-7 and the squire at 14 depending of the kingdom and the period!!! RANT TIME OFF.>
Inmersion:
No Just NO! There is not inmersion at all, some court lady from the medieval saying "Awesome!" its a fucking kick in the dick!, the real problem is not even the modern languague, its the logical flaw of asuming that the modern setting works in a past era, unless all this is happen in a renaissance festival full of drunkards defending the honor of king Bob and his starwars lightsaber.
Im not asking for a proper knight story, i dont even want that, too much corruption, rape and cuckoldry for a vanilla lover like me, i was just looking for a silly, baddas, hot and inacurated "Knight´s Tale", in some aspects even i wanted to be inacurated, i mean, its pretty funny to play like some baddass dragon-slayer riding a fucking velociraptor, wearing some heavy unobtenium armor and using dual war axes, while what i found was a "lord" story and a bad one. I know the rules of reviewing clearly says not mention another games, but in this case is imposible not mention the other game of same DEV <Triangle>, for me is one of my favorites games, its simple, straightforward, hot and funny, the relationship between charaters is cute and lovely idealized, its a good fantasy, cute and hot at the same time. In this game you feels some kind of broken marriage, i mean, when MC start dating his squire and the wife start the same with the maidservant, I, as the player, feels like they were not more a couple, they were now 2 new couples plus a broken one, at that moment i thinked "that marriage is over".
The Harem tag dont feels right, IMHO is better use "Swinging" tag, because the 2 new couples just hang arround for have some swinging sex or make a foursome, i KNOW the harem tag is technacally correct, but it just dont feels right, unless is "Reverse Harem", in that case is pretty accurate because its really clear who is the Alpha (the wife).
Is exactly the contrary that i feeled while playing <Triagle>, in that story, you see how the new girl mix perfectly with MC and his wife, making a perfect threesome, not broken a marriage but actually making it stronger, taking the "daughter" role of the couple.
Anyway, thank you DEV but im out.
Good luck with this game.
And sooo many thanks for Triangle.