Damn that was pretty good. Easily one of the most relatable protagonists of all time (hates his job, overthinks, wants to grab statue ass). I guess I'm one of the weirdest users here though, because there's definitely some statues I've seen in my life that I wished I could fuck. And that makes me more deviant than furries, guro enthusiasts, and piss drinkers. 10 outta 10, onwards and upwards dev.
Edit: The one thing I can definitely say needs an upgrade are the SFX (specifically the sexSFX), but that's listed on the roadmap. So yeah, good shit. I'm looking forward to the final release.