I need a smol Yotetar clone in my life. So smol that I cloud carry on my right shoulder like a parrot and carry it everywhere I go.
So that it cuts through silly daily talks with cold and knife-sharp short answers
At the supermarket:
“And if you buy this shampoo you’ll receive 20%…”
“I don’t care, I am not giving you any money”
With Chyos posts:
“Next time I’ll meet deadlines and…”
“You are not going to meet them next time”
When a long lost friend calls:
“Hey! Long time no see, how are you doing? How is family? How…”
“Get to the point”
A Yotetar’s charm is needed in game, that would also benefit the entire gameplay.
“Please don’t fail the check”
“It will fail the check”
“This currently ends Penny’s update, vote in the polls to see her coming…”
“In the next 2 years”