RPGM A Struggle with Sin [v0.6.1.1b] [Chyos]

[Evangelion-01]

Yes, and there were jobs as "carrying shit" for 10 silver per day.We have people who take baths, to steal soaps, but we don't have holes to take a shit? What the fuck is that?

It's shit obviously
And who burries these landmines in Arenfield to begin with?
I mean it's certainly a position we could asign to Dave once we take over... but until than there aren't any people unoccupied... worst case scenario you now know MCs future wouldn't he have met Gurtak and Gwen/Isha

 

[Yotetar]

It's shit obviously
And who burries these landmines in Arenfield to begin with?
I mean it's certainly a position we could asign to Dave once we take over... but until than there aren't any people unoccupied... worst case scenario you now know MCs future wouldn't he have met Gurtak and Gwen/Isha

There are guards, nobles,bartenders and shoopkeepers who can do that when they get a kick in their butts.

 

[zARRR]

I am still convinced that we need more birds instead of shit

 

[Evangelion-01]

There are guards, nobles,bartenders and shoopkeepers who can do that when they get a kick in their butts.

Lucious would rather pay than burry even one of those... Thomas will meet with Dassan before his story ends and there are no more nobles around once we are done with Arenfield... unless you talk about the exnobility and in that case I mentioned Dave
My guards are already thin stretched to defend the village and the mine from those pesky green invaders, no need to pay them to burry shit.

I am still convinced that we need more birds instead of shit

Let's make a compromise and add bird shit as a potion ingredient

 

[Yotetar]

Lucious would rather pay than burry even one of those... Thomas will meet with Dassan before his story ends and there are no more nobles around once we are done with Arenfield... unless you talk about the exnobility and in that case I mentioned Dave
My guards are already thin stretched to defend the village and the mine from those pesky green invaders, no need to pay them to burry shit.

Let's make a compromise and add bird shit as a potion ingredient

The point is, they will not have other option.

Also the guards I was talking about, is the drunk one, and the other who asked dave for a pity job.

 

[zARRR]

Lucious would rather pay than burry even one of those... Thomas will meet with Dassan before his story ends and there are no more nobles around once we are done with Arenfield... unless you talk about the exnobility and in that case I mentioned Dave
My guards are already thin stretched to defend the village and the mine from those pesky green invaders, no need to pay them to burry shit.

Let's make a compromise and add bird shit as a potion ingredient

I mean just add fucking pidgeons then.
They keep shitting on my clothes that I put outside during laundry the bastards

 

[Evangelion-01]

The point is, they will not have other option.

Also the guards I was talking about, is the drunk one, and the other who asked dave for a pity job.

I doubt the drunken one could bury a 1 feet hole without injuring someone... and daves buddy is as incompetent as Dave himself... maybe they would manage together though
That aside Henry refused to take a shovel and help his bootylicious fiancee and you expect him to do sharity work like that?

I mean just add fucking pidgeons then.
They keep shitting on my clothes that I put outside during laundry the bastards

Maybe he already did? you just can't see them since they fly over Mcs head.. you'll likely notice once they bomb their shit onto MCs clothes when he takes a stroll in the woods

 

[Yotetar]

I doubt the drunken one could bury a 1 feet hole without injurying someone... and daves buddy is as incompetent as Dave himself... maybe they would manage together though
That aside Henry refused to take a shovel and help his bootylicious fiancee and you expect him to do sharity work like that?

Desperate times needs desperate measures. If Henry couldn't have a job as guard what would be his future?He isn't good at anything, buuuut a good pay carrying shit motivates who doesn't have anything.

I mean just add fucking pidgeons then.
They keep shitting on my clothes that I put outside during laundry the bastards

You have a new task. Ask chyos for some toilets in the game.Also the shit can be selled to make fertilizer.

 

[Evangelion-01]

Desperate times needs desperate measures. If Henry couldn't have a job as guard what would be his future?He isn't good at anything, buuuut a good pay carrying shit motivates who doesn't have anything.

Likely why he was so desperate to dodge that bullet and become a fancy flag mast holder.
You know physical work is not befitting the little shit and ruins his finger nails

You have a new task. Ask chyos for some toilets in the game.Also the shit can be selled to make fertilizer.

Or used on Pennys fields (to reduce growth time by 2 maybe)

 

[Yotetar]

Likely why he was so desperate to dodge that bullet and become a fancy flag mast holder.
You know physical work is not befitting the little shit and ruins his finger nails

Or used on Pennys fields (to reduce growth time by 2 maybe)

Did you know that on those times, selling shit was a business? Even there was quality on the shit. Noble shit was more expensive because they ate better, while comonner shit was cheaper.There were people who sold shit for some coins.
And was legal too.

 

[S1nsational]

Sorry if this is a stupid question, but is this a Harem game or not? In the tags it says harem, but under genre harem isn't mentioned.

 

[Evangelion-01]

Did you know that on those times, selling shit was a business? Even there was quality on the shit. Noble shit was more expensive because they ate better, while comonner shit was cheaper.There were people who sold shit for some coins.
And was legal too.

Did you know that in ancient rome they used piss to wash their clothes?
Yet in medieval europe they threw the stuff out of the windows giving unsuspicious wanderes an unkind shower.
If we need shit for the fields we need piss for the clothes

 

[zARRR]

You have a new task. Ask chyos for some toilets in the game.Also the shit can be selled to make fertilizer.

For the love of God, I did it once and you know how it ended on discord.
Let’s drop the shitty shit subject pleasee

 

[Yotetar]

Did you know that in ancient rome they used piss to wash their clothes?
Yet in medieval europe they threw the stuff out of the windows giving unsuspicious wanderes an unkind shower.
If we need shit for the fields we need piss for the clothes

I am not against piss, it can be used in hunting too. human urine is so strong that can make predators go away, or even attract some of them.After all, taking a piss is marking territory.

For the love of God, I did it once and you know how it ended on discord.
Let’s drop the shitty shit subject pleasee

Do it in private then.After all, taking a shit is a private matter.Well, sometimes kids hold hands while taking a shit in the forest.

 

[Evangelion-01]

For the love of God, I did it once and you know how it ended on discord.
Let’s drop the shitty shit subject pleasee

And that marks another Chapthers end of "How Shit and Piss advanced humanity into desecreation and perversion"

And that's it folks turn in next for people demandeing a leek of the latest test Version, complain about it's bugs and request save games.

 

[Yotetar]

Yes, there are sick people who are on to gold rain and scat, probably on discord. but not here gentlemen.

 

[YourNarrator]

Now i am struggle with decision King Van or King Eric.

Chyos never disappoints me man

 

[Evangelion-01]

Now i am struggle with decision King Van or King Eric.

Chyos never disappoints me man

Is that the only choice though?
The much easier one would be Lord Emporer MC or the pussies that struggled against each other before his salvation came?
Stop Vans sabotageing and prevent Eric from forming alliances... eventually MC will have his chance to gain power

 

[Yotetar]

Is that the only choice though?
The much easier one would be Lord Emporer MC or the pussies that struggled against each other before his salvation came?
Stop Vans sabotageing and prevent Eric from forming alliances... eventually MC will have his chance to gain power

Just to be clear, we are NOT making pussies as a cultism.

 

[Evangelion-01]

Just to be clear, we are NOT making pussies as a cultism.

The winner decides the loosers names, as their heads adorn the tips of our lances