rAmSiMaL

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So, according to LP a girls sleepover is called a "party", hmm. Not the girls casually inviting a guy(who isn't gay btw) to an all girls sleepover, very realistic. Not them playing spin the bottle, removing clothes if they lose in front of the only guy present there, who is stranger to at least 2 of them btw, what could go wrong, very realistic. And eventually the update will end just when things will be starting to heat up, because hey, when you're semi or full naked in front of opposite gender, the obvious next step is cooling things off, realistically speaking. No wonder the update is taking so long, difficult to encapsulate so much realism into the game.

Bet there is only one animation and that too of the bottle being spun or if the stars align, Dylan kissing Ellie.

Just kill us already.
You couldn’t put it better! Four ladies are partying with some guys (possibly their boyfriends). They are sending them out and the guys are not protesting at all for the fact that a boy is left behind with 4 girls… and out of these four ladies he will prefer to heat up the situation with his own sister…

super realistic scenario… :cool::BootyTime:
 

ItsNotUs

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You couldn’t put it better! Four ladies are partying with some guys (possibly their boyfriends). They are sending them out and the guys are not protesting at all for the fact that a boy is left behind with 4 girls… and out of these four ladies he will prefer to heat up the situation with his own sister…

super realistic scenario… :cool::BootyTime:
Where does it say that they have boyfriends?
Ellie broke up with Logan or in an argument thit him, there is no information about the two new girls, we know for sure that Christine has a boyfriend and she was already flirting with Dylan behind his back!
 

Gogo1236

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Which, btw, should once and for good put to rest any theory L&P is a she. It's a he and with zero experience or knowledge of North American reality, yet with ton of imaginations, presumptions and fantasies.
Who knows man, maybe LP is AI, trying to come terms with how human mind work. It has learnt how to be a pathological liar but yet to learn how intimacy and situations work. Let's wait and watch, somewhere down the road, give or take 10-15 years, maybe it will be knowledgeable enough.
 

mitanc92

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I would suggest not to get fooled by the approx. 600 render estimate for the update. There's a high probability that 550 renders would consist of Dylan getting ready, buying alcohol, entering Christine's house, chatting, trying to dance etc etc etc and by the time we reach the 'hot' part of the update, only 50 renders would be left to give us all a blueball as usual
 
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Dr.SigmundFap

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But you've got bupkiss to back it up.

Whereas Sam has a better shot at Ellie. Sophia's even been pushing for it on the Ellie route. Don't like Sam as much as I don't like Dylan, but I'll still accept evidence when it's presented.
Wait for it... :ROFLMAO:

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This is why things are "fluid." You don't go off of information years ago...
 

palmtrees89

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Crazy theory; The reason L&P turned this supposed party event into....this kindergarden, is because he's working on several animations, one of them apparently ~25sec in length. And since the "animations helper" doesn't exist, L&P had to somehow downscale the event in order to save some time so he can work on his animations.

So we're left with a couple chicks and Dylan playing spin the bottle and whatnot. Would have probably turned into a 1 year devcycle had he made this an actual party.

Also funny how he acts like the 300 renders he's created by now are somehow alot, according to his statement the other day. 300 renders are, right now, roughly 4.2 renders per day. That would be average at best if it wasn't for the fact that this doesn't include Photoshopping/Programming&Translation/"Final Test&Coding", which will certainly reduce it to his garbage ~3.5 renders/day pace this year. That is abysmal, unlike what L&P is trying to tell his supporters.

But hey, new year, new lows. Wonder if he'll go below the ~3 render mark in 2024. This guy always finds ways to make himself look bad. Just look at his most recent statement. Dude actually thinks he's the fucking Picasso of VN's.
 

Lederzar

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Well now we know that one of those 3 HQ animations is the bottle spinning, by the way L&P has gotten into a mess, 600 renders just to play awkward questions is a waste so he is forced to show something else and remember that

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rAmSiMaL

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Where does it say that they have boyfriends?
Ellie broke up with Logan or in an argument thit him, there is no information about the two new girls, we know for sure that Christine has a boyfriend and she was already flirting with Dylan behind his back!
I said "possibly" and had it in brackets...
There were some guys in there. One of them looked intimidating. So, I assumed they are somehow related to the girls.
 

Dr.SigmundFap

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I love the way he wrote after 6 years to lower the expectation regarding "erotic stuff/nudity" .....so what customers are actually paying him for?
His original story idea was slow corruption. So at the time of that post, he didn't want to get everyone's expectations up because it was a "slow burn" novel.
 

alicesp

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Which, btw, should once and for good put to rest any theory L&P is a she. It's a he and with zero experience or knowledge of North American reality, yet with ton of imaginations, presumptions and fantasies.
He is a he, started VERY young, and is still pretty inexperienced in live. Reason? Pretty simple, I'm 40, and I'm telling you, not a single adult makes any remote sense, every single adult in this novel is disfunctional to an extend. We do not think like that, we do not act like that, we do not react like that. He clearly has absolutely no clue of how adult world works.

His avatar is Dylan or Sam, that is how he looked like when he started the novel.

A 35yo woman going to a club with a 16yo guy? come on! Do you realise how ridiculous that actually looks like? It's embarrasing for her!
A 35ish yo woman enjoying a 15yo rock concert? do you know how lame those events are? do you know how bad that sounds?

I could tell you 30 reasons why he is clearly below 25, and if he is over 25, he is handicapped by some means.

Anyways, this is a fantasy, just try to have fun, but realism and maturity are far far far gone.
 
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