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I guess that tells us everything we need to know about you. You mantra must be 'Go ugly early'.About as many as there appears to be on this thread.
Alcohol is the single, biggest reason men get into womens panties. And if anyone doesn't know that, then they've never had a girlfriend of any description.
There is a simple graphical reference that relates the number of drinks, the time of night and the actual scale of the date (1-10 scale 10 being a supermodel, Playmate of the year etc...). The humor of course is that entry argument is the drinks and the final result is the estimate of the date on the scale vice reality.
I am sure you have never had less than a 8, in your opinion. Conversely, maybe they went into the graphic and you were the pseudo 8. That is how alcohol saved you. The reality is likely you ain't all that.
Ergo, your absolutist comment indicates your own failure in this regard.