- Jul 20, 2020
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Please, Anything to get my mind off of my neighbor, and most definitely off of Dylan fcking with us and delaying the update again. Damn cockblocker!Anyway nexer what about these dam pigeons/bag and whatever else we can think of
About my dog and neighbor, My neighbor was pissed... pardon the pun. Anyways, he is like undoing his pants, and I am thinking "oh shit, what is he gonna pee on?" Dog, car, house... me... oh HELL no! So I tell him "If he pulls that shit out, I will stuff him in the trunk of my car and drop him off out in the desert in the middle of nowhere." He paused and that was my moment. I asked, "How 'bout a bottle of booze instead." He said, "...what kind?" He took my best bottle of tequila and said we're ok, but next time he expects two bottles. His wife just rolled her eyes. Gave me the impression he likes to get peed on.
Fck, I better keep that damn dog locked up good and away from my neighbor.